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The Realm of Spamton is the Realm of Madness under the rule of Spamton Ŋ. Spamton. It still is officially called the Realm of Madness but has had drastic changes that warrant an additional name.
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Structure
The government of the Realm of Spamton has 2 levels, TØP SPAMTON and the Council of Spamton, and is a democatic Spamtonocracy. A Spamtonocracy is a system of government ruled by Spamton, for Spamton, of Spamton.
The TØP SPAMTON is the figurehead of the government. Anyone who wants to interact with the government, from a foreign power or a citizen, interacts with the TØP SPAMTON. TØP SPAMTON makes all the declarations for the realm for all to know.
The Council of Spamton is made of hundreds of Spamton clones who make all the non-immediate decisions and inform the TØP SPAMTON on what to declare. Spamton Ŋ. Spamton's identity is smeared across each clone such that talking to one is identical to talking to all.
All government positions are democratically elected by the Electorate of Spamton who are all mini-Spamtons generated from the earth due to Spamton's intense hold on the country. The Electorate of Spamton are all citizens of the Realm of Spamton, but do not engage in government outside of elections. Every
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days, they vote amongst all the Spamtons, even themselves, to choose who becomes a new Spamton! When an Elector of Spamton becomes elected, he or it becomes a normal-size Spamton. Any government Spamtons voted out of office revert to their mini forms.
Government Agencies
Spamton has created government agencies for his realm.
- SPAM NEWS STATION: reports news from the Realm of Spamton. The news station is owned and directed by Big Boss Spamton and has only one writer, an up-and-coming Spamton named Suqi.
- KROMERY: sets the price of KROMER in the Realm of Spamton. It acts sort of like the stock market and has mini Spamtons constantly betting on random things to keep it going.
- GENERAL SPAMTON: a military organization that recruits newly-created mini-Spamtons into the military.
- POPULAR SPAMTON: a strangely Mettaton EX-like Spamton that goes around parading its popularity while counting the number of Spamtons in the realm.
Political Parties
Spamton Party
Spamton Party: promotes more Spamton, more power for Spamton, more glitching, more kromer, more freedom, more [[Hyperlink blocked]], and more HAHEHHAHHEHAHEHAHEHA. This party believes Spamton is the best thing to ever happen to the ŋorld.
Big Deals Party
Big Deals Party: promotes capitalism, bribery, scamming, and scamitalism. This party believes anything can be bought at any price whatsoever!
Pipis Party
Pipis Party: pipis