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The Chicken Bible is the holy text of [[Chickenism]]. You can read it [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1El8Q8bVkbYUZG1oA44ru44kNqMGFHKJWe7NHsdAwY_M/edit?usp=sharing here] or at the Chillvana, UNg or Naroňpari libraries.
'''The Chicken Bible''' is the central text of [[Chickenism]].


== Chapters ==
== Synopsis ==


=== Chapter I ===
=== The Scatter ===
[[Carl Cafaceu]] finds Chicken Jesus, is amazed.
[[Cotje]], being formed from a scatter of materials, creates a world from the sound waves of an amethyst instrument. They make humans and there are cities and wars on the earth. There was a great city known as Coćene that was led by [[Jemiń of Faj]].


=== Chapter II ===
=== 1 Janacoće ===
Carl listens to Chicken Jesus yap. Becomes prophet.
After Coćene fell, Cotje tells Janacoće to collect all of their followers so that their people may be taken away to a new land, where there are blue walls that reach the sky. Janacoće does and many things occur. Janacoće gets a lapse in faith and is saved from exile by Cotje. literally just budget exodus idfk


=== Chapter III ===
IF YOU SEE THIS TELL @carl.fujisaki. TO WRITE MORE OF THE CHICKEN BIBLE
Chicken Jesus gets stolen and also is named Cotje now.


=== Chapter IV ===
== Old Version ==
Cotje argues with [[Tolesi Cafaceu]] in disguise.
Before the Chickenism Rewrite, Chickenism was a [[Tanylezi]] religion with its own Chicken Bible. It's kind of buns but you can read it at select libraries.
 
=== Chapter V ===
Cotje convinces Carl to stop hiding like a coward.
 
=== Chapter VI ===
Someone's meth-ridden letter to [[Gansaza Junath]] about a conspiracy, finished with odd poetry.
 
=== Chapter VII ===
Cotje dies.
 
== List of References and Quotes ==
Outside-lore Carl thought it would be funny to add references to songs in the Chicken Bible. Here are a few of them:
 
=== Chapter II ===
 
* "hidd'n in the sand"; reference to Tally Hall's ''Hidden In The Sand.''
 
=== Chapter VI ===
 
* "Can we live in a sane society? It's entirely stressful upon my brain[...]"; quote of Kendrick Lamar's ''good kid''.
* First Poem; structure is a reference to Tally Hall's ''Ruler of Everything''.

Latest revision as of 01:54, 1 December 2025

The Chicken Bible is the central text of Chickenism.

Synopsis

The Scatter

Cotje, being formed from a scatter of materials, creates a world from the sound waves of an amethyst instrument. They make humans and there are cities and wars on the earth. There was a great city known as Coćene that was led by Jemiń of Faj.

1 Janacoće

After Coćene fell, Cotje tells Janacoće to collect all of their followers so that their people may be taken away to a new land, where there are blue walls that reach the sky. Janacoće does and many things occur. Janacoće gets a lapse in faith and is saved from exile by Cotje. literally just budget exodus idfk

IF YOU SEE THIS TELL @carl.fujisaki. TO WRITE MORE OF THE CHICKEN BIBLE

Old Version

Before the Chickenism Rewrite, Chickenism was a Tanylezi religion with its own Chicken Bible. It's kind of buns but you can read it at select libraries.

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