Sirenguard

Sirenguard redirects here. For the island in Shingtsun, see Sirenguard, Shingtsun. For the island in Mziuri, see Sirenguard, Mziuri. For other uses, see Sirenguard (Disambiguation).

But what is Sirenguard without it being underground?

Sirenguard Autonomous District
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Capital city	Sirenguard
Demonym	Sirenguarded, Sirennite
Government	Parliamenrtary Democracy President: Stemon Worshere
Official religions	Siren Belief
Currency	Emerald
Ŋational Motto	Rose blooms in our heart. We will advance. Sirenguard forward.

Sirenguard, officially known as Sirenguard Autonomous District (Þaj: Kěhtpǒkkœ̄hŋtōn'ēhŋ Sājlēngǎht /xèːt̚.pòk̚.xɔ̄ːŋ.tōn.ēːŋ sāj.lēn.kàːt̚/) is an autonomous district belonging to Imerchal, located west of Imerchal in the Central Sea.

Etymology

The name "Sirenguard" came from the belief that a siren named Rose Colrest has lead her son and the founder of the nation northward onto an uninhabited island known back then as Prefecture of Echnépelle. Rose then guarded her son from dangers until he had established the settlement.

Geography

Sirenguard is a mostly underground country, with the average Sirenguarded admitting that they've never went to the "Overground". The overground section of Sirenguard is a small island, though attempts has been made to expand more onto the Overground.

History

Settlement

In-Game

Stemon settled on Sirenguard during an unknown date in February 2025, being granted autonomy by Imerchal. The island was called Echnepèl before being renamed to "Sirenguard", based on the original Þaj name "Nàhkkûm" (นาคคุ้ม) lit. 'Protected by Naga', which were loosely calqued into English as "Sirenguard". Later, the original Þaj name was lost to time.

Lorewise

The government of Imerchal has a program to settle on the island of Echnepèl and sent a ship full of settlers. A storm which was heading towards the ship mysteriously changed course. A young man named Simon Borsièr (later Stemon Worshere) then claimed that he is "the son of a Siren named Rose Colrest" and that "the ship was guarded by the Siren", leading people to believe and picked him as the leader. On the next day, the settlers mysteriously forgot Occitan and Mosici, somehow becoming fluent in English and Þaj, which added to Simon's miraculous nonsense. The rest of Imerchal was very confused to found out that the Occitan and Mosici-speaking settlers somehow speak none of those languages. The island was named "Sirenguard" to honor the Siren.

Migration into the underground

The island of Sirenguard is relatively small. So the government of Sirenguard decided to move the entire island into the mine. By 29th of March, Sirenguard is completely moved underground. Later, programs are introduced to migrate onto the overground again.

The Democracy Arc

Main article: Sirenguarded Democracy Arc

During the later half of June 2025, the government of Imerchal began cracking down on Stemon's tomfoolery, including violations of guaranteed rights in the Villager Trading Hall. In which President Stemon Worshere was forced to resign from presidency. Cassandra Watkins, the acting president, later committed treason and attempted to join the Kyawcenni Realm, which was quickly vetoed and she was arrested during the speech. Stemon later won the elections because people are stupid.

The Great Heart Attack

After a culmination of Vitamin D deficiency, a lack of access to actual food, and being stuck in underground offices 24/7, the entire population of Sirenguard has simultaneously contracted cardiac arrest. The event was so catastrophic that not even paramedics and first responders were safe from it. This left sirenguard with only a single person in its population, Stemon.

Language

President StemonWasHere once humorously stated the following:

Official languages of Sirenguard

• English
• Thai
• rambling nonsense
• ????
• Fuwwy Spweak OwO

Though, Sirenguard had 2 official languages, English and Þaj. With Þaj being spoken at home and English being the language of business.

Politics

Government

Sirenguard was a total dictatorship led by StemonWasHere. Currently, Sirenguard is a Parliamentary Republic. With seats being distributed between 12 parties.

Party	Seats	Faction
Unity Party	8	Government
Democratic Socialist Party of Sirenguard	8
Conservative Party of Sirenguard	6
Step Forward Party	5
Party of All Folks	4	Swing Parties
Echnepél People's Party	3
Serengarda Workers Union (Joshua's Faction)	2
Green Party of Sirenguard	2
Party of Petals	1
Third Way	5	Opposition
People's Will	5
Advancing Sirenguard Party	5
Libertarian Party of Sirenguard	3
Serengarda Workers Union (Elijah's Faction)	2
Communist Party of Sirenguard	2
Insanity Faction	2
Ætérnalist League	1

Administrative Divisions

Sirenguard tried very hard to avoid administrative divisions. Despise it's small size, Sirenguard has 4 administrative divisions:

• Overground
• Plaza
• Parkow
• ma kiwen

Economy

Sirenguard has a growing economy. It has multiple farms and a trading hall. Since most of Sirenguard is underground, it is rich in minerals and stone, but lacks wood to work with. With the only reliable wood source being the small-scale automated bamboo farm. Sirenguard has recently announced that it'll build a casino which is expected to brings multiple slablets into the Sirenguarded economy.

Military

Sirenguard does not have it's own military. Though it has the Sirenguarded Floodgate as it's defense mechanism against threats.

Gallery

Sirenguard
Sirenguard [IMS]
Sirenguard Cenrail Station
Local Line

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  The Overground of Sirenguard
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  Sirenguard Airport
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  "You could leave this place, or you could make it better."
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  Sirenguarded Trading Hall (Parkow)
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  Sirenguarded Dye Garden
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  Sirenguarded Biblioteckle
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  Palace of the Damnations, meeting place of the unUŊ
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  Headquarter of Sirenguard Lumber Company
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  Sirenguard Maid Café
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  Replica of Sheep Island, Parkow, Kyaw Cen
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  Storefront of Harpy Telecom
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  Sirenguarded Museum

Name in other languages

Name in other languages:

• Arabic: حراسة صفارات الإنذار Ħerasât Câffarat Al-Qenzar [ħerasət sˁəfːarat alʔenzar]
• German: Sirenengarten /ˌziˈʁeː.nənˈgaɐ̯.tn̩/
• Japanese: サイレンガード Sairengādo [saiɾeŋɡaːdo]
• Kośtsiśtsi: Saǵrengar [sæɣrengær]
• Kyawcenni: Serengarda [ˈsɛ.ɻɛn.ɡaɻ.də]
• Mosici: an-Sailencalts an-Sailencalts /ãsɛlɛ̃kawts/
• Occitan: Serengarda /seɾenˈɡaɾdɔ/
• Śácamþaśá: rzoTrASA Śaracþár /'ʃɐrɐcθɑːr/
• Xindvâ: Sâyren'gaad [sɑj.ɾɛn.ɡɑːð]