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<div style="padding:24px 32px; border-image:linear-gradient(#d07463, #e6a66a, #90d69e, #3bae96) 30 / 12px">This page is about '''Adnar mass media coverage''' of the Pale Ecosystem Special Military Operation. For interŋational coverage, see [[Greenification (Adnar)]]. Expect this to be filled with Adnaran propaganda. Big Amogus is watching you.</div> | <div style="padding:24px 32px; border-image:linear-gradient(#d07463, #e6a66a, #90d69e, #3bae96) 30 / 12px">This page is about '''Adnar mass media coverage''' of the Pale Ecosystem Special Military Operation. For interŋational coverage, see [[Greenification (Adnar)]]. Expect this to be filled with Adnaran propaganda. Big Amogus is watching you.</div>{{Infobox military conflict|date=5 October 2025 – present|place=[[Adnar]] (for now)|status=Ongoing|combatant1=[[Adnar|Communist Empire of Adnar]]|combatant2=Every single pale-related items and blocks|name=Pale Ecosystem<br>Special Military Operation|commander1=[[Adnagaporp]]<br>[[Big Amogus]]|commander2=John Pale<br>'''Supported by:''' [[United Ŋations]], [[Hajdislant]], [[Imerchal]], [[Maize]], [[Rauratoshan]], and several others|strength1=1 Adnagaporp|strength2=too many to count|casualties1=None|casualties2=too many to count}} | ||
The '''Pale Ecosystem Special Military Operation''' is a righteous military operation on pale ecosystems started by the [[Adnar|Communist Empire of Adnar]]. Its final goal is the eradication of all the sickly gray vegetation in Adnar’s pale gardens, and instead replacing them with healthy, beautiful, genetically superior dark oak trees and green moss. | The '''Pale Ecosystem Special Military Operation''' is a righteous military operation on pale ecosystems started by the [[Adnar|Communist Empire of Adnar]]. Its final goal is the eradication of all the sickly gray vegetation in Adnar’s pale gardens, and instead replacing them with healthy, beautiful, genetically superior dark oak trees and green moss. | ||
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=== First Unpaleation === | === First Unpaleation === | ||
Just minutes after declaring the start of the military operation, almost all pale oak trees above [[Đoòng Sơn cavern]] were disassembled and incarcerated as prisoners of war in the [[Nguyễn Khuyến prison]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1424533669695062219</ref>. | Just minutes after declaring the start of the military operation, almost all pale oak trees above [[Đoòng Sơn cavern]] were disassembled and incarcerated as prisoners of war in the [[Nguyễn Khuyến prison]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1424533669695062219</ref>. | ||
[[File:Adnar palewar imprisonment.png|left|thumb| | [[File:Adnar palewar imprisonment.png|left|thumb|A peak inside Adnar’s tyranny.]] | ||
=== The Tree of Resistance === | === The Tree of Resistance === | ||
The Tree of Resistance was a political ploy by Adnar to garner interŋational attention. It is a dark oak tree with pale leaves artificially affixed to it, to give it the appearance of a “corrupted tree”. | The Tree of Resistance was a political ploy by Adnar to garner interŋational attention. It is a dark oak tree with pale leaves artificially affixed to it, to give it the appearance of a “corrupted tree”. | ||
[[File:Adnar palewar result1.png|left|thumb| | [[File:Adnar palewar result1.png|left|thumb|Shocking photos from the warzone: Adnar pruned to the core, pale oaks extinct.]] | ||
== | == Interŋational resistance == | ||
The special military operation faced immense political pressure from enemies, under the reasonings of “biodiversity”. | |||
=== Hajdislant === | |||
The supporters of the filthy pales have bandwagoned together under the banner of [[Hajdislant]] and created the [[Fuck Around and Find Out initiative]] in a sad attempt to punish Adnar for their justified cause. | The supporters of the filthy pales have bandwagoned together under the banner of [[Hajdislant]] and created the [[Fuck Around and Find Out initiative]] in a sad attempt to punish Adnar for their justified cause. | ||
=== Imerchal === | |||
[[Imerchal]] has | |||
== References == | == References == | ||
Revision as of 21:20, 9 October 2025
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| Date | 5 October 2025 – present | ||||||
| Place | Adnar (for now) | ||||||
| Status | Ongoing | ||||||
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The Pale Ecosystem Special Military Operation is a righteous military operation on pale ecosystems started by the Communist Empire of Adnar. Its final goal is the eradication of all the sickly gray vegetation in Adnar’s pale gardens, and instead replacing them with healthy, beautiful, genetically superior dark oak trees and green moss.
Events
Zeroth Unpaleation
The Thirty-Six Chunks highland was a pale garden before being flattened. The unpaleation of the highland happened without a hitch as barely anybody knew anything about it. During this period, Hummus willingly arrived and helped with the flattening without any suspicion.
Annoucement
On 23:30 UTC+2, 5 October 2025, Adnagaporp published its initial declaration of military operation on pale ecosystems[1]. It was absolutely intended for the scope of this military operation to include pale gardens outside of Adnar once the Adnar’s pale garden is dealt with, but this was soon noticed by several governments. Facing false criticism from hostile governments, Adnar released an ad-hoc amendment, claiming to the ŋorld that the unpaleing will only happen inside Adnar[2], even inventing the story of “firing the government typist” to distract them.
First Unpaleation
Just minutes after declaring the start of the military operation, almost all pale oak trees above Đoòng Sơn cavern were disassembled and incarcerated as prisoners of war in the Nguyễn Khuyến prison[3].
The Tree of Resistance
The Tree of Resistance was a political ploy by Adnar to garner interŋational attention. It is a dark oak tree with pale leaves artificially affixed to it, to give it the appearance of a “corrupted tree”.
Interŋational resistance
The special military operation faced immense political pressure from enemies, under the reasonings of “biodiversity”.
Hajdislant
The supporters of the filthy pales have bandwagoned together under the banner of Hajdislant and created the Fuck Around and Find Out initiative in a sad attempt to punish Adnar for their justified cause.
Imerchal
Imerchal has