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=== Annoucement ===
=== Annoucement ===
[[File:Adnar declarepalewar.png|thumb|Adnar’s declaration of righteous war on pale ecosystems.|283x283px]]
[[File:Adnar declarepalewar.png|thumb|Adnar’s declaration of righteous war on pale ecosystems.]]
On ''23:30 UTC+2'', ''5 October 2025'', [[Adnagaporp]] published its initial declaration of military operation on pale ecosystems<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1424509278412079338</ref>. It was absolutely intended for the scope of this military operation to include pale gardens outside of Adnar once the Adnar’s pale garden is dealt with, but this was soon noticed by several governments. Facing false criticism from hostile governments, Adnar released an ad-hoc amendment, claiming to the ŋorld that the unpaleing will only happen inside Adnar<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1424509278412079338</ref>, even inventing the story of “firing the government typist” to distract them. [[File:Adnar declarepalewar amend.png|thumb|Adnar’s amendment on the declaration of righteous war on pale ecosystems.|283x283px]]
On ''23:30 UTC+2'', ''5 October 2025'', [[Adnagaporp]] published its initial declaration of military operation on pale ecosystems<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1424509278412079338</ref>. It was absolutely intended for the scope of this military operation to include pale gardens outside of Adnar once the Adnar’s pale garden is dealt with, but this was soon noticed by several governments. Facing false criticism from hostile governments, Adnar released an ad-hoc amendment, claiming to the ŋorld that the unpaleing will only happen inside Adnar<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1424509278412079338</ref>, even inventing the story of “firing the government typist” to distract them. [[File:Adnar declarepalewar amend.png|thumb|Adnar’s amendment on the declaration of righteous war on pale ecosystems.]]


=== First Unpaleation ===
=== First Unpaleation ===
Just minutes after declaring the start of the military operation, almost all pale oak trees above [[Đoòng Sơn cavern]] were disassembled and incarcerated as prisoners of war in the [[Nguyễn Khuyến prison]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1424533669695062219</ref>.
Just minutes after declaring the start of the military operation, almost all pale oak trees above [[Đoòng Sơn cavern]] were disassembled and incarcerated as prisoners of war in the [[Nguyễn Khuyến prison]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1424533669695062219</ref>. Around 6600 blocks and items of the filthy were felled on the first day alone.
[[File:Adnar palewar imprisonment.png|left|thumb|A peak inside Adnar’s tyranny.]]
[[File:Adnar palewar imprisonment.png|thumb|A peak inside Adnar’s tyranny.]]


=== The Tree of Resistance ===
=== The Tree of Resistance ===
The Tree of Resistance was a political ploy by Adnar to garner interŋational attention. It is a dark oak tree with pale leaves artificially affixed to it, to give it the appearance of a “corrupted tree”.  
The Tree of Resistance was a political ploy by Adnar to garner interŋational attention. It is a dark oak tree with pale leaves artificially affixed to it, to give it the appearance of a “corrupted tree”. The existence of this tree is then announced to the ŋorld, where our enemies fell for it spectacularly and offered to help it apply for Adnaran citizenship to avoid being disassembled.  
[[File:Adnar palewar result1.png|left|thumb|Shocking photos from the warzone: Adnar pruned to the core, pale oaks extinct.]]
[[File:Adnar palewar result1.png|thumb|Shocking photos from the warzone: Adnar pruned to the core, pale oaks extinct.]]


== Interŋational resistance ==
== Interŋational resistance ==
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=== Hajdislant ===
=== Hajdislant ===
The supporters of the filthy pales have bandwagoned together under the banner of [[Hajdislant]] and created the [[Fuck Around and Find Out initiative]] in a sad attempt to punish Adnar for their justified cause.
The supporters of the filthy pales have bandwagoned together under the banner of [[Hajdislant]] and created the [[Fuck Around and Find Out initiative]] in a sad attempt to punish Adnar for their justified cause. Their memberships includes: //.
 
Hajdislant has also openly mocked Big Amogus and His divinity by building a fake idol of Him on a pentagram using pale planks<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1424536429257691226</ref>.
[[File:Hajdislant fakeamogus.png|thumb|Hajdislant’s blasphemous statue.]]
Hajdislant has formed a so-called “Pale Protectorate” covering all wilderness pale gardens, acting like regular wilderness except unfairly blockading Adnagaporp and Adnar-affiliated persons from entering.


=== Imerchal ===
=== Imerchal ===
[[Imerchal]] has
[[Imerchal]] has //


== References ==
== References ==

Revision as of 21:30, 9 October 2025

This page is about Adnar mass media coverage of the Pale Ecosystem Special Military Operation. For interŋational coverage, see Greenification (Adnar). Expect this to be filled with Adnaran propaganda. Big Amogus is watching you.

Pale Ecosystem
Special Military Operation
Date5 October 2025 – present
PlaceAdnar (for now)
StatusOngoing
Belligerents

Communist Empire of Adnar
Every single pale-related items and blocks
Commanders and leaders

Adnagaporp
Big Amogus
John Pale
Supported by: United Ŋations, Hajdislant, Imerchal, Maize, Rauratoshan, and several others
Strength

1 Adnagaporp

too many to count
Casualties and losses

None
too many to count

The Pale Ecosystem Special Military Operation is a righteous military operation on pale ecosystems started by the Communist Empire of Adnar. Its final goal is the eradication of all the sickly gray vegetation in Adnar’s pale gardens, and instead replacing them with healthy, beautiful, genetically superior dark oak trees and green moss.

Events

Zeroth Unpaleation

The Thirty-Six Chunks highland was a pale garden before being flattened. The unpaleation of the highland happened without a hitch as barely anybody knew anything about it. During this period, Hummus willingly arrived and helped with the flattening without any suspicion.

Annoucement

Adnar’s declaration of righteous war on pale ecosystems.

On 23:30 UTC+2, 5 October 2025, Adnagaporp published its initial declaration of military operation on pale ecosystems[1]. It was absolutely intended for the scope of this military operation to include pale gardens outside of Adnar once the Adnar’s pale garden is dealt with, but this was soon noticed by several governments. Facing false criticism from hostile governments, Adnar released an ad-hoc amendment, claiming to the ŋorld that the unpaleing will only happen inside Adnar[2], even inventing the story of “firing the government typist” to distract them.

Adnar’s amendment on the declaration of righteous war on pale ecosystems.

First Unpaleation

Just minutes after declaring the start of the military operation, almost all pale oak trees above Đoòng Sơn cavern were disassembled and incarcerated as prisoners of war in the Nguyễn Khuyến prison[3]. Around 6600 blocks and items of the filthy were felled on the first day alone.

A peak inside Adnar’s tyranny.

The Tree of Resistance

The Tree of Resistance was a political ploy by Adnar to garner interŋational attention. It is a dark oak tree with pale leaves artificially affixed to it, to give it the appearance of a “corrupted tree”. The existence of this tree is then announced to the ŋorld, where our enemies fell for it spectacularly and offered to help it apply for Adnaran citizenship to avoid being disassembled.

Shocking photos from the warzone: Adnar pruned to the core, pale oaks extinct.

Interŋational resistance

The special military operation faced immense political pressure from enemies, under the reasonings of “biodiversity”.

Hajdislant

The supporters of the filthy pales have bandwagoned together under the banner of Hajdislant and created the Fuck Around and Find Out initiative in a sad attempt to punish Adnar for their justified cause. Their memberships includes: //.

Hajdislant has also openly mocked Big Amogus and His divinity by building a fake idol of Him on a pentagram using pale planks[4].

Hajdislant’s blasphemous statue.

Hajdislant has formed a so-called “Pale Protectorate” covering all wilderness pale gardens, acting like regular wilderness except unfairly blockading Adnagaporp and Adnar-affiliated persons from entering.

Imerchal

Imerchal has //

References