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<div style="padding:24px 32px; border-image:linear-gradient(#d07463, #e6a66a, #90d69e, #3bae96) 30 / 12px">This page is about '''Adnar mass media coverage''' of the Pale Ecosystem Special Military Operation. For interŋational coverage, see [[Greenification (Adnar)]]. Expect this to be filled with Adnaran propaganda. Big Amogus is watching you.</div>{{Infobox military conflict|date=5 October 2025 – present|place=[[Adnar]] (for now)|status=Ongoing|combatant1=[[Adnar|Communist Empire of Adnar]]|combatant2=Every single pale-related items and blocks|name=Pale Ecosystem<br>Special Military Operation|commander1=[[Adnagaporp]]<br>[[Big Amogus]]|commander2=John Pale<br>'''Supported by:''' [[United Ŋations]] | <div style="padding:24px 32px; border-image:linear-gradient(#d07463, #e6a66a, #90d69e, #3bae96) 30 / 12px">This page is about '''Adnar mass media coverage''' of the Pale Ecosystem Special Military Operation. For interŋational coverage, see [[Greenification (Adnar)]]. Expect this to be filled with Adnaran propaganda. Big Amogus is watching you.</div>{{Infobox military conflict|date=5 October 2025 – present|place=[[Adnar]] (for now)|status=Ongoing|combatant1=[[Adnar|Communist Empire of Adnar]]|combatant2=Every single pale-related items and blocks|name=Pale Ecosystem<br>Special Military Operation|commander1=[[Adnagaporp]]<br>[[Big Amogus]]|commander2=John Pale<br>'''Supported by:'''<br> • [[United Ŋations]]<br> • [[Hajdislant]]<br> • [[Imerchal]]<br> • [[Maize]]<br> • [[Rauratoshan]]<br> • [[Vallis Draconum]]<br> • [[Elemental City]]<br> • and several others|strength1=1 Adnagaporp|strength2=too many to count|casualties1=None|casualties2=too many to count}} | ||
The '''Pale Ecosystem Special Military Operation''' is a righteous military operation on pale ecosystems started by the [[Adnar|Communist Empire of Adnar]]. Its final goal is the eradication of all the sickly gray vegetation in Adnar’s pale gardens, and instead replacing them with healthy, beautiful, genetically superior dark oak trees and green moss. | The '''Pale Ecosystem Special Military Operation''' is a righteous military operation on pale ecosystems started by the [[Adnar|Communist Empire of Adnar]]. Its final goal is the eradication of all the sickly gray vegetation in Adnar’s pale gardens, and instead replacing them with healthy, beautiful, genetically superior dark oak trees and green moss. | ||
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[[File:Hajdislant fakeamogus.png|thumb|Hajdislant’s blasphemous statue.]] | [[File:Hajdislant fakeamogus.png|thumb|Hajdislant’s blasphemous statue.]] | ||
Hajdislant has formed a so-called “Pale Protectorate” covering all wilderness pale gardens, acting like regular wilderness except unfairly blockading Adnagaporp and Adnar-affiliated persons from entering. | Hajdislant has formed a so-called “Pale Protectorate” covering all wilderness pale gardens, acting like regular wilderness except unfairly blockading Adnagaporp and Adnar-affiliated persons from entering. | ||
=== Vallis Draconum & Elemental City === | |||
For the first time since forever, [[Vallis Draconum]] and [[Elemental City]] agreed on something, which is denoucing Adnar’s righteous war on pale things<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1424877593374494821</ref> and announcing plans to preserve the wicked pale<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1424883340116492362</ref>. | |||
=== Rauratoshan === | |||
=== Imerchal === | === Imerchal === | ||
Revision as of 21:36, 9 October 2025
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| Date | 5 October 2025 – present | ||||||
| Place | Adnar (for now) | ||||||
| Status | Ongoing | ||||||
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The Pale Ecosystem Special Military Operation is a righteous military operation on pale ecosystems started by the Communist Empire of Adnar. Its final goal is the eradication of all the sickly gray vegetation in Adnar’s pale gardens, and instead replacing them with healthy, beautiful, genetically superior dark oak trees and green moss.
Events
Zeroth Unpaleation
The Thirty-Six Chunks highland was a pale garden before being flattened. The unpaleation of the highland happened without a hitch as barely anybody knew anything about it. During this period, Hummus willingly arrived and helped with the flattening without any suspicion.
Annoucement

On 23:30 UTC+2, 5 October 2025, Adnagaporp published its initial declaration of military operation on pale ecosystems[1]. It was absolutely intended for the scope of this military operation to include pale gardens outside of Adnar once the Adnar’s pale garden is dealt with, but this was soon noticed by several governments. Facing false criticism from hostile governments, Adnar released an ad-hoc amendment, claiming to the ŋorld that the unpaleing will only happen inside Adnar[2], even inventing the story of “firing the government typist” to distract them.

First Unpaleation
Just minutes after declaring the start of the military operation, almost all pale oak trees above Đoòng Sơn cavern were disassembled and incarcerated as prisoners of war in the Nguyễn Khuyến prison[3]. Around 6600 blocks and items of the filthy were felled on the first day alone.

The Tree of Resistance
The Tree of Resistance was a political ploy by Adnar to garner interŋational attention. It is a dark oak tree with pale leaves artificially affixed to it, to give it the appearance of a “corrupted tree”. The existence of this tree is then announced to the ŋorld, where our enemies fell for it spectacularly and offered to help it apply for Adnaran citizenship to avoid being disassembled.

Interŋational resistance
The special military operation faced immense political pressure from enemies, under the reasonings of “biodiversity”.
Hajdislant
The supporters of the filthy pales have bandwagoned together under the banner of Hajdislant and created the Fuck Around and Find Out initiative in a sad attempt to punish Adnar for their justified cause. Their memberships includes: //.
Hajdislant has also openly mocked Big Amogus and His divinity by building a fake idol of Him on a pentagram using pale planks[4].

Hajdislant has formed a so-called “Pale Protectorate” covering all wilderness pale gardens, acting like regular wilderness except unfairly blockading Adnagaporp and Adnar-affiliated persons from entering.
Vallis Draconum & Elemental City
For the first time since forever, Vallis Draconum and Elemental City agreed on something, which is denoucing Adnar’s righteous war on pale things[5] and announcing plans to preserve the wicked pale[6].
Rauratoshan
Imerchal
Imerchal has //
References
- ↑ https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1424509278412079338
- ↑ https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1424509278412079338
- ↑ https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1424533669695062219
- ↑ https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1424536429257691226
- ↑ https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1424877593374494821
- ↑ https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1424883340116492362