Pale Ecosystem Special Military Operation

This page is about Adnar mass media coverage of the Pale Ecosystem Special Military Operation. For interŋational coverage, see Greenification (Adnar). Expect this to be filled with Adnaran propaganda. Big Amogus is watching you.

Pale Ecosystem Special Military Operation
Date	5 October 2025 – present
Place	Adnar (for now)
Status	Ongoing
Belligerents
Communist Empire of Adnar Every single pale-related items and blocks
Commanders and leaders
Adnagaporp Big Amogus John Pale Supported by: • United Ŋations • Hajdislant • Imerchal • Maize • Rauratoshan • Vallis Draconum • Elemental City • and several others
Strength
1 Adnagaporp too many to count
Casualties and losses
None too many to count

The Pale Ecosystem Special Military Operation is a righteous military operation on pale ecosystems started by the Communist Empire of Adnar. Its final goal is the eradication of all the sickly gray vegetation in Adnar’s pale gardens, and instead replacing them with healthy, beautiful, genetically superior dark oak trees and green moss.

Events

Zeroth Unpaleation

The Thirty-Six Chunks highland was a pale garden before being flattened. The unpaleation of the highland happened without a hitch as barely anybody knew anything about it. During this period, Hummus willingly arrived and helped with the flattening without any suspicion.

Annoucement

Adnar’s declaration of righteous war on pale ecosystems.

On 23:30 UTC+2, 5 October 2025, Adnagaporp published its initial declaration of military operation on pale ecosystems. It was absolutely intended for the scope of this military operation to include pale gardens outside of Adnar once the Adnar’s pale garden is dealt with, but this was soon noticed by several governments. Facing false criticism from hostile governments, Adnar released an ad-hoc amendment, claiming to the ŋorld that the unpaleing will only happen inside Adnar, even inventing the story of “firing the government typist” to distract them.

Adnar’s amendment on the declaration of righteous war on pale ecosystems.

First Unpaleation

Just minutes after declaring the start of the military operation, almost all pale oak trees above Đoòng Sơn cavern were disassembled and incarcerated as prisoners of war in the Nguyễn Khuyến prison. Around 6600 blocks and items of the filthy were felled on the first day alone.

A peak inside Adnar’s tyranny.

The Tree of Resistance

The Tree of Resistance was a political ploy by Adnar to garner interŋational attention. It is a dark oak tree with pale leaves artificially affixed to it, to give it the appearance of a “corrupted tree”. The existence of this tree is then announced to the ŋorld, where our enemies fell for it spectacularly and offered to help it apply for Adnaran citizenship to avoid being disassembled.

The Tree of Resistance ends up failing the Adnaran citizenship test on the very first question, because it was never meant to become Adnaran anyways.

Complaint Tablet from Ŋorax

Two days into the operation, an Adnar field officer discovers a clay tablet under a tree stump with a single word “unless” carved into it.

Interŋational resistance

The special military operation faced immense political pressure from enemies, under the reasonings of “biodiversity”. After the military operation was put in action, ŋations hurriedly distributed the pale vermins among each other, with Imerchal expressing the desire to breed pale moss.

Hajdislant

The supporters of the filthy pales have bandwagoned together under the banner of Hajdislant and created the Fuck Around and Find Out (FAFO) initiative in a sad sad attempt to punish Adnar for their justified cause. Hajdislant has also openly mocked Big Amogus and His divinity by building a fake idol of Him on a pentagram using pale planks.

Hajdislant’s blasphemous statue.

Hajdislant has formed a so-called “Pale Protectorate” covering all wilderness pale gardens, acting like regular wilderness except unfairly blockading Adnagaporp and Adnar-affiliated persons from entering.

Vallis Draconum, Elemental City & Rauratoshan

For the first time since forever, Vallis Draconum and Elemental City agreed on something. That thing unfortunately is criticising Adnar’s righteous war on pale as well as announcing plans to collect samples and preserve the wicked pale in a collaboration with the Council of Azeria for their own satisfaction.

In response to the military operation, the nitwits at the Royal Bank of Rauratoshan unilaterally set a cutthroat price of 1 slab per half stack of raw copper blocks when selling copper to Adnar. Adnar responds by simply mining more copper as usual for the price of free.

Opinions of a certain Kokoya Randa in Rauratoshan about the execution method used for pale criminals’ of incineration to be “too merciful”. Adnar has listened to this feedback and amended the execution method to cactus, which is both painful and inefficient. Thank you very much.

Maize

The leader of Maize, Poppingcorn, has foolishly cancelled their ongoing Adnaran citizenship application over a petty thing like the survival of palekind. Maize supports the unfounded cause of the FAFO initiative by replacing parts of the Pepuakaija Cenrail Station with pale planks. jẃẃnfjê bhø^{[questionable notation]}, the Minister of Environmental Protection made a senseless statement inciting Maize citizens to cease trading copper with Adnar.

Keltechra

Keltechra’s useless Ministry of Environmental Protection denouces Adnar’s righteous military operation, calling it a “genocide and a crime to nature”.

Imerchal

Imerchal has responded a 50% discount on pale planks as construction material, yet hypocritically refuses to sell to Adnar.