Pale Ecosystem Special Military Operation

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Pale Ecosystem Special Military Operation
Date	5 October 2025 – present
Place	Adnar (for now)
Status	Ongoing
Belligerents
Communist Empire of Adnar Every single pale-related items and blocks
Commanders and leaders
Adnagaporp Big Amogus Supported by: • Länśapol John Pale (The Pale King) Supported by: • United Ŋations • Hajdislant • Imerchal • Sirenguard • Maize • Rauratoshan • Vallis Draconum • Elemental City • Kozdenen • Keltechra • and several others
Strength
1 Adnagaporp too many to count
Casualties and losses
None too many to count

The Pale Ecosystem Special Military Operation is a righteous military operation on pale ecosystems started by the Communist Empire of Adnar. Its final goal is the eradication of all the sickly gray vegetation in Adnar’s pale gardens, and instead replacing them with healthy, beautiful, genetically superior dark oak trees and green moss.

Events

Zeroth Unpaleation

Aerial photograph of the Thirty-Six chunks highland.

Aerial photograph of the exterior of the Đoòng Sơn cavern.

The Thirty-Six Chunks highland was a pale garden before being flattened. The unpaleation of the highland happened without a hitch as barely anybody knew anything about it. During this period, Hummus willingly arrived and helped with the flattening without any suspicion.

The state of the Thirty-Six Chunks highland was only discovered by Amalaswinþa after mistaking the place for Đoòng Sơn cavern whilst delivering coral fans to Adnar.

Annoucement

Adnar’s declaration of righteous war on pale ecosystems.

On 23:30 UTC+2, 5 October 2025, Adnagaporp published its initial declaration of military operation on pale ecosystems. It was absolutely intended for the scope of this military operation to include pale gardens outside of Adnar once the Adnar’s pale garden is dealt with, but this was soon noticed by several governments. Facing false criticism from hostile governments, Adnar released an ad-hoc amendment, claiming to the ŋorld that the unpaleing will only happen inside Adnar, even inventing the story of “firing the government typist” to distract them.

Adnar’s amendment on the declaration of righteous war on pale ecosystems.

First Unpaleation

Just minutes after declaring the start of the military operation, almost all pale oak trees above Đoòng Sơn cavern were disassembled and incarcerated as prisoners of war in the Nguyễn Khuyến prison. Around 6600 blocks and items of the filthy were felled on the first day alone.

A peek inside Adnar’s justice and jailing facility.

The Tree of Resistance

The Tree of Resistance was a political ploy by Adnar to garner interŋational attention. It is a dark oak tree with pale leaves artificially affixed to it, to give it the appearance of a “corrupted tree”. The existence of this tree is then announced to the ŋorld, where our enemies fell for it spectacularly and offered to help it apply for Adnaran citizenship to avoid being disassembled.

The Tree of Resistance ends up failing the Adnaran citizenship test on the very first question, because it was never meant to become Adnaran anyways.

Complaint Tablet from Ŋorax

The tablet, a propaganda device from our enemies, imprisoned in Nguyễn Khuyến prison.

Two days into the operation, an Adnar field officer discovers a clay tablet under a tree stump with a single word “unless” carved into it. The tablet has also been imprisoned.

Interŋational resistance

The special military operation faced immense political pressure from enemies, under the reasonings of “biodiversity”. After the military operation was put in action, ŋations hurriedly distributed the pale vermins among each other, with Imerchal expressing the desire to breed pale moss.

Hajdislant

The supporters of the filthy pales have bandwagoned together under the banner of Hajdislant and created the Fuck Around and Find Out (FAFO) initiative in a sad sad attempt to punish Adnar for their justified cause. Hajdislant has also openly mocked Big Amogus and His divinity by building a fake idol of Him on a pentagram using pale planks.

Hajdislant’s blasphemous statue.

Hajdislant has formed a so-called “Pale Protectorate” covering all wilderness pale gardens, acting like regular wilderness except unfairly blockading Adnagaporp and Adnar-affiliated persons from entering.

Vallis Draconum, Elemental City & Rauratoshan

For the first time since forever, Vallis Draconum and Elemental City agreed on something. That thing unfortunately is criticising Adnar’s righteous war on pale as well as announcing plans to collect samples and preserve the wicked pale in a collaboration with the Council of Azeria for their own satisfaction.

In response to the military operation, the nitwits at the Royal Bank of Rauratoshan unilaterally set a cutthroat price of 1 slab per half stack of raw copper blocks when selling copper to Adnar. Adnar responds by simply mining more copper as usual for the price of free.

Opinions of a certain Kokoya Randa in Rauratoshan about the execution method used for pale criminals’ of incineration to be “too merciful”. Adnar has listened to this feedback and amended the execution method to cactus, which is both painful and inefficient. Thank you very much.

On 9 October 2025, the senate of Vallis Draconum wants to sanction Adnar.

After witnessing Adnar dispenses justice to a particularly thick-skulled pale moss block, the Royal Bank of Rauratoshan once again increases its copper price to 1 slab per 16 raw copper blocks, saying the change is for all clients but only “countries in good standing with the Rauratoshanian government” would receive a massive discount, effectively allowing them to trade at the original price. This price hike appears neutral but is evidently targeted against Adnar and Big Amogus’s will. If anything, more and more will buy copper from Adnar because its copper price is fair and accessible. Following in Rauratoshan’s footstep, Vallis Draconum and apollyon quickly embargoed Adnar as well.

Maize

The leader of Maize, Poppingcorn, has foolishly cancelled their ongoing Adnaran citizenship application over a petty thing like the survival of palekind. Maize supports the unfounded cause of the FAFO initiative by replacing parts of the Pepuakaija Cenrail Station with pale planks. jẃẃnfjê bhø^{[questionable notation]}, the Minister of Environmental Protection made a senseless statement inciting Maize citizens to cease trading copper with Adnar.

Keltechra

Keltechra’s useless Ministry of Environmental Protection denouces Adnar’s righteous military operation, calling it a “genocide and a crime to nature”. On 9 October, Keltechra finally learns how to declare an embargo. In the same announcement, Keltechra flexes its rich copper reserve, but this means nothing as only Big Amogus-blessed copper has any real value.

Kozdenen

The Doge provides, even if the thing being provided is a meaningless embargo bill meant for Adnar.

Maraśa

An act of terrorism by Maraśa.

Amalaswinþa deliver coral fans for Adnar in a stinky pale chest, despite the abundance of normal respectable chests lying around. Adnar interprets this as a declaration of war from the underwater ŋation.

Imerchal

Imerchal has responded a 50% discount on pale planks as construction material, yet hypocritically refuses to sell to Adnar.

Four dumb offices signing one dumb piece of paper.

On 8 October 2025, the Offices of Land Management, Public Finances, State and Civil Status came together for a circle████ and ended up with a joint decree, stating to increase the security around Quètans pale garden, declare an embargo, and evict Adnar from Sudila island. In response, Adnar moved out of Sudila, but not before completely disassembling the only building Adnar contributed over there.

Imerchal also labels Adnar a terrorist organization, which is kinda cool tbh.

Sirenguard

Sirenguard of all things criticised Adnar not with diplomacy but with funny political comics. Mr. Tennisball, Sirenguard’s leading authority on shitposting, in his latest comic claims that Big Amogus cuts down pale trees over heartbreak after learning the patron Siren is already married, which is simply not true, for Big Amogus does not mind little things like a rejection.

An act of terrorism by Sirenguard.

And also Sirenguard planted a ton of pale saplings.

UŊ

A satirical political comic from Sirenguard. While funny, it falls flat on itself.

The United Ŋations is completely powerless against Adnar because Adnar is not a member. The best thing it tried to do was to call on its members to pause trade with Adnar. Currently, UŊ wants to find more justified acts of Adnar and frame them as crimes or terrorism in order to discredit Adnar’s righteous war on pale.