Aspirin

Aspirin or ASPIRIN is a generic name for Acetylsalicylic Acid, a type of painkiller. It is known to be vital to the duties of Annwan, First Director of Imerchal. ASPIRIN stands for: Against the Sirenguarded President Imerchali Rules Indict Nonsense. The product was developed by the Imerchal Farmaceutics, the sole supplier of the First Director. Its stock prices have been known to fluctuate with nonsense, initially in The Realm of Madness, then Amujs and later in Sirenguard.

Annwan‘s aspirin stash is located in the Imerchali Office of Foreign Affairs, featuring several compartments aimed at The Realm of Madness, Amujs, Kyaw Cen government structure and Sirenguarded Constitutional Crises respectively.