The Rapture of Adnar

The Rapture of Adnar (Đại Diệt voŋ Áđ-na) is a catastrophic mass death/execution event taking place in the Adnar on 22:10 UTC+1, 27/10/2025. It is caused by Big Amogus annexing the quickly-created and quickly-abolished death penalty of Hajdislant, legalizing execution for “everyone in Adnar”. The instant Big Amogus finished signing the order, every Adnaran citizen, including Big Amogus and excluding Adnagaporp, dropped dead on the spot.

Background

Following the abolishment of death penalties in multiple ŋations, Big Amogus annexed the abolished death penalties and caused Adnar to have 4 different sets of death penalty laws. Imerchal suggested apollyon make a death penalty law that “kills everyone in Adnar” and quickly abolishes it so that Big Amogus will pick it up and execute all of its citizens.

Events

Big Amogus’ Beauty Nap

Some time between when Hajdislant announced and abolished its death penalty law for everyone in Adnar, Big Amogus said He wanted to “take a beauty nap” for 30 minutes. However, two hours passed by and Big Amogus is still slumbering. It took the whole government and military of Adnar to wake Him up, by simply reporting that Hajdislant said “Adnar chickened out”. This caused Big Amogus to wake up in a rage and slashes His surroundings violently, accidentally making a hole in the annexation document He was supposed to sign later.

Aftermath

Everyone in Adnar has been revived, and although a bit dazed by what just happened, went on with their lives as if Big Amogus has not signed the death penalty. However, the revival came at the cost of Big Amogus’ soul, which was annexed by Hajdislant^{[citation needed]}, causing His body to be revived but not His consciousness.

Adnagaporp is contacting Hajdislant for assistance with Big Amogus’ soul. It is however really likely that Big Amogus’ soul was obliterated as a price for the ritual.

The fallen leaves tell a story, of how Hajdislant killed everyone in Adnar. In our home, across the whole fucking continent, the Communist Empire of Adnar, our seed will look back upon us, and recall: The Rapture of Adnar.

In an instant, Adnar turned from a pale oak-smelling wasteland into the lively area it was before the sudden extinction event. Everyone enjoys their lives as before they were dead, as if they were never dead.

Something is missing.

Or should I say, someone.

“Hey uhhh boss 'mogus im here to report on the newest copper sale.”

“Big 'mogus?”

There were no response.

“The fuck wrong with you boss do you not have enough beauty sle—”

the little Amogus, Ph.D in Cuprumology, walked towards the massive statue on the desk.

“...”

“Yo wtf happened to boss he's limp”

“Guys can yall check on Big Amogus for a minute”

“WDYM BIG AMOGUS IS DEAD???”

The whole population of Adnar surrounded the 630-metric-ton copper chunk, slumped over the desk. There are faint sounds of fear amongst the audience. Adnagaporp, the Supreme Leader, stood close to the copper lump. With a multimeter, he presses it against Big Amogus’ visor, and heard a few, miniscule zaps, like a heartbeat.

“Dear citizens, Big Amogus is still alive. He still have a heartbeat, but he’s pretty much like dead rn. Idk what to make of this.”

The crowd roars in tears, in frustration, in abject worship. Imagine a sport event where everybody yells a different thing, but this time the stadium is the auditorium where he signed the death penalty.

“No... It can’t be...”

The crowd waited a day, two days, three days. It turned into a week, two weeks, three weeks. The copper lump remains a copper lump. Unmoving.

A few adjustments by Supreme Leader allowed Adnar to resume activities like normal. But, without the familiar constant nagging and profanities in everyone’s ear, Adnar just feels different.

And this is how Adnar found out Big Amogus has been put into a comatose state.