User:CMCollective/The Amuj Solution

A Preface

[hey. ðis is Iris, head of the Heufaunese government. ðe following is a transcript of a video recording sent to me by a group of people calling ðemselves "The Amuj Solution". I got Eduard to make ðis transcript for me to not muddle up ðese people's words wiþ unnecessary þorns and eðs.]

The Transcript

[Begin video]

Hey there, Narratress-

her name is iris, you aeiou.

Oh. Okay.
Anyway, we are The Amuj Solution, and we're asking you to give us the territory comprising the attached image so that we could- HEY, THETIS, GET BACK HERE!

sad woof Aw, sewiously!

There you go! Good girl!
Right, what I was tryna say, Iris, was that the Heufaunese government should give us, The Amuj Solution, the territory of Amïmese so that we could establish a new Amuj. Capiche?

woof Pwease give it to us! We wiww take good cauh of it!

[End video]

A Postface

[apparently, ðey mentioned someþing about an attached image. I'll put it up on ðe screen now.]