World War 1
World War 1 also called Ŋorld War 1 was a semiconsentual bloodbath that took place on the 10th of April in the UŊ building in Yija after the ninth UŊ meeting that later moved to the outside of the building.
Prelude
During the UŊ meeting Ecgbørht was sheered and coloured different colours, "redshifted".
The banners reading "UŊ" were changed to say "UŊK".
At some point at the end of the meeting the UŊ building was flooded, allowing people to use riptide tridents.
Participants
Progress of the war
The war began at 7:20 PM when CMC was smit by lightning
7:21 PM
Seo Ealdenglisce Ƿicce (she/her) fell from a high place
Marcy the Sheikah Enby :3 💗 was slain by Namnak Xhesas using [water go brrrrrrr]
7:22 PM
ᐊᐣᓌᐣ was slain by hummus using [Gregori]
Namnak Xhesas was slain by Anomalocaris hiljensis using [Áj‘s wrath]
7:23 PM
Seo Ealdenglisce Ƿicce (she/her) fell from a high place
Anomalocaris hiljensis fell from a high place
Namnak Xhesas was slain by Marcy the Sheikah Enby :3 💗 using [funky fork]
Marcy the Sheikah Enby :3 💗 was impaled by total pleb
total pleb was struck by lightning while fighting Marcy the Sheikah Enby :3 💗
Forþėnþė /ˈfoʁvæ̃/ was impaled by Namnak Xhesas
hummus was slain by Seo Ealdenglisce Ƿicce (she/her)
7:24 PM
Forþėnþė /ˈfoʁvæ̃/ was slain by ᐊᐣᓌᐣ
Seo Ealdenglisce Ƿicce (she/her) was slain by hummus using [Gregori]
hummus was slain by Anomalocaris hiljensis using [Áj‘s wrath]
Anomalocaris hiljensis was slain by Marcy the Sheikah Enby :3 💗 using [SUPER GAY BLADE]
Marcy the Sheikah Enby :3 💗 was slain by ᐊᐣᓌᐣ
Namnak Xhesas was slain by ᐊᐣᓌᐣ
7:25 PM
Coelacanthus Multiplex discovered the floor was lava
7:26 PM
Coelacanthus Multiplex was slain by ᐊᐣᓌᐣ
Seo Ealdenglisce Ƿicce (she/her) fell from a high place
7:27 PM
Coelacanthus Multiplex was slain by Anomalocaris hiljensis using [Áj‘s wrath]
ᐊᐣᓌᐣ was slain by Anomalocaris hiljensis using [Áj‘s wrath]
Anomalocaris hiljensis was slain by ᐊᐣᓌᐣ
Marcy the Sheikah Enby :3 💗 was shot by total pleb using [Am Bogha]
ᐊᐣᓌᐣ was shot by total pleb using [Am Bogha]
Marcy the Sheikah Enby :3 💗 was slain by hummus using [Bone Breaker]
hummus was slain by ᐊᐣᓌᐣ
7:28 PM
ᐊᐣᓌᐣ was shot by Marcy the Sheikah Enby :3 💗 using [violence]
7:29 PM
total pleb was slain by Namnak Xhesas
Namnak Xhesas was shot by hummus using [Joe]
Coelacanthus Multiplex was slain by total pleb using [An Sgriosadair-Siùrsach]
ᐊᐣᓌᐣ was slain by Marcy the Sheikah Enby :3 💗 using [Axe Body Spray]
Coelacanthus Multiplex was slain by ᐊᐣᓌᐣ
Marcy the Sheikah Enby :3 💗 was slain by ᐊᐣᓌᐣ
7:30 PM
Coelacanthus Multiplex was slain by ᐊᐣᓌᐣ
ᐊᐣᓌᐣ was killed while trying to hurt Namnak Xhesas
Coelacanthus Multiplex was shot by total pleb using [Am Bogha]
ᐊᐣᓌᐣ was killed while trying to hurt Namnak Xhesas
hummus was slain by total pleb using [An Sgriosadair-Siùrsach]
Namnak Xhesas was slain by total pleb using [An Sgriosadair-Siùrsach]
Coelacanthus Multiplex was slain by ᐊᐣᓌᐣ
7:31 PM
ᐊᐣᓌᐣ was slain by hummus using [Bone Breaker]
hummus was burned to a crisp while fighting Namnak Xhesas