Yysh
The Spatiotemporally Confused Province of Yysh is a nation near Lavvakcesaa and Wekañu Skefo. It was founded by a group of residence dimensionally displaced from their home reality, which they call Homeworld Prime.
Since the events of the 13th of Gorgeweek, Yysh has been dislocated across realities into the reality known as “nguhcraft”. A memo from the Yyshi People's Council states that "The events of the 13th were entirely accidental, and not self-inflicted. Rather, they were due to the dimensional tamperings of the Revolving Door Society, a criminal organization which the government of Yysh has no association with. The late Prime-Minister-in-Exile of Yysh, Mr Tesseract was not the chairman of the Revolving Door Society." When asked why they felt the need to clarify Mr. Tesseract's lack of involvement, the Yyshi People's Council responded "don't worry about it".
Governance
Yysh still claims the singular continent of Homeworld Prime as its territory, despite having no way to contact it. As such, the Yysh government is a government-in-exile. The late Prime Minister-in-Exile, Mr. Tesseract, was unfortunately killed due to chronic spleen displacement. As Tesseract, who believed himself to be immortal, had not established a successor, it was proposed that an Emergency Interim Prime Minister-in-Exile be elected.
The Yyshi People’s Council held a vote on who was to be elected. Mr Hagfish (known on the server as shğnksi or NJIRF) received a plurality with 3 votes. The second place was a 15-way tie with one vote each.
Though Mr Hagfish was elected, because he did not receive a majority of votes, a large party believed that he should not take on the role. This party was headed by Mr. Hagfish, who is quoted as saying: “nonononoplease getmeoutofhere ijustwanttogohome”. Until this debate can be settled, Mr. Hagfish holds the title of Emergency Interim Prime Minister-Elect-in-Exile. As such, Mr Hagfish has no administrative, legislative or judicial power, and Yysh is a de facto anarchy.
Economy
To say that Yysh has an economy is, perhaps, charitable. Yysh has no currency, and, while there is in theory a barter system, in practice goods are almost never exchanged. Yysh relies on the farms in Kozdenen for building materials, and the Enkavak trading hall for armor and tools.
The two goods produced by Yysh in any great quantity are a perhaps excessive amount of wheat and pumpkins. Wheat is used to make the signature Yysh dish "just bread", which is just bread. Pumpkins are regularly used in Yyshi architecture. Both of these are harvested by hand, as most Yyshi residents are allergic to redstone.
Architecture
Yysh architecture has a very singular appearance, due to its residents trying to replicate the architecture of Homeworld Prime using local materials and technology. Yyshi architecture is typically grey and orange, using blocks such as basalt, pumpkins, honeycomb, and resin. It is also typically asymmetrical in form, using alternating patterns of narrowly spaced columns and large flat surfaces. Roofs are made of spruce wood, and typically flat.
Trivia
Yysh has no official languages, as, due to a clerical error, speaking is technically illegal. Because Yysh has no legislative authority, nobody can undo this law. However, because it also has no law enforcement, people generally speak English.
Yysh was formally dissolved on July 27, 2024. Nobody knows how this happened, as Yysh would only be founded on April 20, 2025.