Letters to Carl Cafaceu

On November 3rd 2024, Carl Cafaceu found an unsigned letter outside of the Los Pollos Hermanos location in Rupertos Ataso written to them dated October 27th. The letter is written in all-lowercase free-form poetry and details the author's discontent with Cafaceu and their country, Tanylezi. The author, whose identity is unknown at the moment, claims that they will "burn you to the ground" and "do whatever it takes to gain control", telling Cafaceu to "tread lightly". Cafaceu has deflected all questions pertaining to the letter.

Later in that same day, a second undated letter was found by Cafaceu in a barrel integrated into a build on Rupertos Ataso. The letter, which is theorized to have been written after the first, calls for Tanylezi to adopt democracy, calling Cafaceu a hypocrite and alluding to killing Chicken Jesus if it did not go through.

A Letter To Carl Cafaceu, 27 October 2024

The first letter in its chest.

call me irrational

call me corrupt

you think i care about what you think?

i'll burn you to the ground

i'll do whatever it takes to gain control

tread lightly

Untitled Letter

how about you try something for once

stop being so controlling

hypocrite

maybe try to form a democracy

or maybe don't leave your "messiah" in the open