Kozdenen Ŋorld Order (alternate future)
The Kozdenen Ŋorld Order is a hypothetical future where Kozdenen takes over the entire Nguhcraft.
History
Enkavak and Nāroňpār join Kozdenen in a conspiracy to claim the entire ŋorld, after repeated jokes about their shared imperial status.
Pua dissolves in May 2026, when Peaches forgets to say "Pua Mentioned" for 3 months.[1]
On June 6, 2026, Hajdislant uses an orbital laser to destroy itself, rather than be annexed by Kozdenen.[2] Pleb annexes the charred remains of the Hajdislantic mainland, Onnaiskelant, and Onnaonnadualant anyway, on June 7, 2026. This day becomes known as Six-Seven Day.
At some point, Pleb replaces Agma Schwa using a combination of Weekend-at-Bernies techniques and the ventrilloquism he has been working on since 2024. Presumably, this is when Xarslasja falls.[3]
Presumably, Evil Scamming Country falls after Pleb gains Ŋod powers from annexing the Old Kingdom, which he accomplished after being given access to edit the Slab Exchange on February 17, 2026. (Pleb getting editing rights did actually happen.) After all, while Chronos has two superweapons, known as Jupiter and Callisto[4], superweapons cannot affect a Ŋod. Shortly afterward, Maraśa's priests ask for the Doge to take over due to his claim of ŋodhood. This is known as the Maraśań Second Civil War, and ends with Kozdenen annexing Maraśa entirely.
Nāroňpār and Kozdenen have World War 3 over Thasusa in January 2027. At this point, the former has annexed the entirety of Thasusa, while the latter has annexed the entirety of Hlambigla. However, the Doge provides death to ßlanty, who gives Nāroňpār to Pleb in their will, ending World War 3 in February 2027, making Nāroňpār the third-to-last ŋation to fall.
The second-to-last ŋation to fall is Enkavak; Magistrate Namnak Xhesas gives in after Pleb threatens to bomb Namnak Xhesas's home in the fakeworld.[5]
The final state to fall is Araçana[6], which falls around March 2027 due to Outlaw Sly's inability to be active for fakeworld reasons.