Kozdenen Ŋorld Order (alternate future)
The Kozdenen Ŋorld Order is a hypothetical future where Kozdenen takes over the entire Nguhcraft.
History
Enkavak and Nāroňpār join Kozdenen in a conspiracy to claim the entire ŋorld, after repeated jokes about their shared imperial status. Enkavak then pretends to annex Araçana, but promises Outlaw Sly that it can remain sovereign, it just has to pretend to be part of Enkavak to scam Kozdenen.
Pua dissolves in May 2026, when Peaches forgets to say "Pua Mentioned" for 3 months.[1]
On June 6, 2026, Hajdislant uses an orbital laser to destroy itself, rather than be annexed by Kozdenen.[2] This results in the death of Big Amogus, who was still in Hajdislant's care during his coma. Pleb annexes the charred remains of the Hajdislantic mainland, Onnaiskelant, and Onnaonnadualant anyway, on June 7, 2026. This day becomes known as Six-Seven Day.
Coldba notices what is going on shortly afterward, and in late June 2026, it tries to recreate Suqi's Iskelant claim from 2025. All three conspiratorial ŋations campaign for Suqi to get banned for having such a monstrous claim while "everyone wants to be in Kozdenen". In the 27th and final meeting of the United Ŋations, ßlanty motions for Iskelant to be dissolved, which passes with help from Rauratoshan and Adnar, the latter of which was only in favor because it wanted Iskelant for itself. Suqi leaves the server during the proceedings, resulting in the dissolution of Coldba.
In exchange for their help, Nāroňpār attempts to annex both Rauratoshan and Adnar. Adnagaporp puts up a fight for a while, but as Hajdislant killed Big Amogus with its orbital laser, Adnagaporp did not have the power to repel the attack.
At some point, Pleb replaces Agma Schwa using a combination of Weekend-at-Bernies techniques and the ventrilloquism he has been working on since 2024. Presumably, this is when Xarslasja falls.[3]
Presumably, Evil Scamming Country falls after Pleb gains Ŋod powers from annexing the Old Kingdom, which he accomplished after being given access to edit the Slab Exchange on February 17, 2026. (Pleb getting editing rights did actually happen.) After all, while Chronos has two superweapons, known as Jupiter and Callisto[4], superweapons cannot affect a Ŋod. Shortly afterward, Maraśa's priests ask for the Doge to take over due to his claim of ŋodhood. This is known as the Maraśań Second Civil War, and ends with Kozdenen annexing Maraśa entirely.
Nāroňpār and Kozdenen have World War 3 over Thasusa in January 2027. At this point, the former has annexed the entirety of Thasusa, while the latter has annexed the entirety of Hlambigla. However, the Doge provides death to ßlanty, who gives Nāroňpār to Pleb in their will, ending World War 3 in February 2027, making Nāroňpār the third-to-last ŋation to fall.
The second-to-last ŋation to fall is Enkavak; Magistrate Namnak Xhesas gives in after Pleb threatens to bomb Namnak Xhesas's home in the fakeworld.[5] This is when the scam is revealed, but Kozdenen does not bother trying to hostilely take over Araçana.
The final state to fall is Araçana[6], which falls around March 2027 due to Outlaw Sly's inability to be active for fakeworld reasons. Thus, Kozdenen finishes claiming the entire ŋorld.