List of Cursdays in the Realm of Madness
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Due to some experiments the Time Party of Madness conducted, the evil of the land upon which the Realm of Madness sits became partially infused with time itself. This resulted in a corruption of some days in the year, forming the opposite of a holiday: a cursday. Cursdays are similar to holidays in that they are a time to celebrate. However, along with joy, the celebrations contain a mix of insidiousness and conniving...ness, drawing quantum vibes from tiɱe and ŋearth.
| Gregorian Calendar Date | Cursday | Details |
|---|---|---|
| January 14th | Ninja Day | On this date in 2011, the Ninjago pilot episodes first aired. |
| March 22nd | Founding of ǁ*ǁ* | On this date in 2011, Bill Vermillion, Ph.D.[who?] and Peter Gonzales, Ph.D.[who?] founded the ǁ*ǁ* Language Project which works with the !Xõj Language Project to bring the ǁ*ǁ* dialect into the folds of the Arawakan language[??????]. |
| February, May, September, and December 7th | Gerryday | A day to celebrate gerrymandering. Every Gerryday, all of the Realm of Madness' districts get redrawn. As part of the festivities, neighbors act like they have never seen each other, but are very close with those who live far away. |
| September 28th | Sculkmas | On this date in 2024, the Realm of Madness' first sculk bloom farm was activated. A party was held on the Mountain of Madness where Suqi passed out TNT to those who came. It is tradition to plant landmines under every tree in undeveloped land of the Realm of Madness. |
| January 11th | Noche de los Vivos | A night to mourn the fact that people are still alive. Bread is produced en mass in the Realm of Madness and then everybody tries to steal it from each other. The person who eats more than anyone else is crowned the Winner of the Life and thrown into the void. The process of determining who ate more than everyone else is completely unreliable. Noche de los Vivos translates to "Night of the Living" in Spanish as the opposite of the Mexican holiday Día de los Muertos (Day of the Dead). |
| November 6th | Sekkusu Dē (セックス・デイ) | A day celebrating the upload of the Takeshi sex meme, a video where a guy ("Takeshi") is running through a tunnel yelling at the top of his lungs about how he has become sex. Celebration of this holiday involves running across the Transfortunate Line from the Realm of Madness to the Khaath Tran station in Aylongam while screaming about sex in the chat. |