Carl Cafaceu
Halen Carl Horatio Jesus Cafaceu, PhD, ScD, MD, Esq.[1] (Aparatas: Halen Carl Horasio Dzisys Cafaceu) was a Tanylezi musician who also just so happened to found and rule the nation.
| Halen Carl Horatio Jesus Cafaceu, PhD, ScD, MD, Esq. | |
|---|---|
 Carl Cafaceu's 100% real appearance | |
| Life | |
| Born | May 5th |
| Died | April 23rd, 2025 |
| Other | |
| Pronouns | they/them |
| Other names | Carl |
| Nationality | Tanylezi, Atlantic, T'anshilebi |
Biography
Carl spawned on 6 July 2024 at Spawn. After illegally settling in Enkavak, they founded Tanylezi with Tolesi Cafaceu.
Tolesi and Carl had a falling out, and now Carl rules alone with a grudge towards Tolesi.[2]
On the 15th of November 2024, Cafaceu went missing.
Many have attributed this to the Letters to Carl Cafaceu, but no concrete evidence exists.
And then they came back; nobody really knows when[3], but it's documented in The Chicken Bible.
Death & Auction of Estate
On 19 April 2025, Carl was found dead in their office via lily of the valley poisoning by a Manathic nationalist. Their will gave their entire estate (excluding Fujisaki Island, which later became a part of Tocjaǵa Śahan,) up for auction. It was eventually purchased by Fin for one chicken spawn egg (for lore reasons).
Places of Employment
- Leader of Tanylezi
- Representative of Tanylezi
- CEO of Los Pollos Hermanos
Projects
- The Chicken Bible, the holy text of Chickenism.
- Winter Moon, the Tanylezi entry for Nguhrovision Song Contest.