Tanylezi

Tanylezi
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Location of Tanylezi (dark green)
Capital city	Neu Tocoselesi
Demonym	Tanylezi, very rarely Tanylezite
Government	Democracy Halen: Carl Cafaceu Canahalen: Fencoh Alecolzon
Official languages	Aparatas, Modern Greek
Population	3
Official religions	Chickenism
Currency	N/A
Ŋational Motto	"I have no idea how to run a nation, to be honest. I'm just winging it."
National broadcaster	Tanylezi Radio Channel (English), Tanylezi Radiofneu Sanasali (Aparatas), Ραδιοφωνικό Κανάλι Tanylezi (Greek)

Tanylezi /tanəleʒi/ is a ŋation north of Kīvengṓ and the Enkavak Sea.

History

July

Carl Cafaceu and their sibling Tolesi Cafaceu settled in what is now Tocoselesi and Rupertos Ataso on the 14 July 2024 accompanied by their cat, Rupert.

After Rupert mysteriously disappeared on a trip to get buried treasure on That One Weirdly Lithuania-Shaped Island, Carl would tame a dog named Simon. Octothorpe would later name Rupertos Ataso in Rupert's honor.

A falling out between Carl and Tolesi caused Carl to pick up all ruling of Tanylezi with Tolesi feeling jealousy and vitriol towards them.

Carl founded a chicken restaurant named Los Pollos Hermanos on Rupertos Ataso on 18 July 2024. After a chicken walked through a door at the location, it was revealed that said chicken was god.

On 29 July 2024, Rupert was found whilst Octothorpe listened to Pinkerton Deluxe. Devotion was named the Tanylezi national anthem due to this.

August

On 9 August 2024, Tanylezi was allowed into the United Ŋations.

On 13 August 2024, it was revealed that SOMEBODY thought it would be fun to steal from Enkavak. Nothing other than the population counter changed.

September

On 24 September 2024, Tanylezi underwent a change in border, capital, and began work on an underground rail system.

It is speculated that September is when the Letters to Carl Cafaceu started being sent to Carl.

November

On 3 November 2024, after the publicity of the Letters to Carl Cafaceu, Tanylezi underwent a government change to full democracy. Carl Cafaceu would remain in power with their political party, with a villager named Fencoh Alecolzon as Vice President and Treasurer.

On the Ides of November 2024, Carl Cafaceu disappeared without a trace. Fencoh Alecolzon has taken leadership since then.

Divisions

A Not Very Good map of Tanylezi divisions and cities.

Tocoselesi-selo

Tocoselesi-selo, is a division of Tanylezi located on the upper peninsula. As the name suggests, Tocoselesi-selo is the division in which Old Tocoselesi is located. It comprises of the old divisions of Tocoselesi-selo, Etethelio, Esylesi, and Rifescomo.

Eteþelio

Etethelio, also known as the Lower Peninsula, is a division of Tanylezi located on the lower peninsula. There's a rail there.

Rupertos Ataso

Rupertos Ataso, also called "Rupert's Island", is a division of Tanylezi located on the center island between the two peninsulas. It was dedicated to Rupert after he disappeared. Rupertos Ataso is home of Los Pollos Hermanos.

Lithuania

Lithuania, also known as That One Weirdly Lithuania-Shaped Island, is a Lithuania-shaped island located west of Rifescomo.

Carelisi

Carelisi is a division surrounding Lithuania. Neu Tocoselesi and Unnamedtown are located there.

Heimouna

Heimouna is the westernmost division. It is very cold.

Atasozi

Atasozi is the northernmost division. It is islands.

Currency

Tanylezi has no currency. It was formerly the Poisonous Potato.

Opescrafo

The Opescrafo is a certificate of citizenship. The formatting is:

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Have fun reading that, since Aparatas's script isn't on the wiki.

Political Parties

• I'm-Not-Good-At-Naming-Things Party: Run by Carl Cafaceu with second-in-command Fencoh Alecolzon. Based in Neu Tocoselesi.
• Tolesi Party: Disputed (due to not technically being "founded"), run fully by Tolesi Cafaceu.
• Perspective Party: Joint-run by Zerina Carte and Gansaza Junath. Based in Unnamedtown.