Hydratic Republic of Lyrcynthinia

Lyrcynthinia
UnUŊ member
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Capital city	Eville
Demonym	(Ŋational) Lyrcynthinian, Lyrcynthine (Eville) Evillan (Fucking) Fucker
Government	Trimachinatriarchic Parliamentary State
Prime Machinatrix	Cynthia
Lead Machinatrix	Katherine
Head Machinatrix	Lyra
ISO-3166-1/2	LY
ISO-3166-1/3	LYR
Currency	Diamonds (XCC)
National broadcaster	Fucking-Eville News Agency

Lyrcynthinia (/lɪɹsɪnˈθɪniə/) is a ŋation in west Archipelagia, bordered by the Evil Scamming Country, the Evil Sqamming Country, Trévandroumélisse-Frossantiquervrâssonne-d’Prévallondurévrenne-en-Mijonnâ-Tourvléssourinde-pralondure-Méllontrévresse-Vrassédrinourde, and the Hertskomestat Syndicate. It is owned by kaw57.

Politics

Interŋational relations

ranking	ŋations	non-ŋation entities	notes
+3 (close allies)	Adnar Evil Scamming Country	unUŊ
+2 (allies)	Avenyam Coldba (Cuba) Paz Kiiam	LoCATE Pelagic Zone
+1 (amicable)	Aprux Mexyrhat 'bed Caluta Evil Sqamming Country The Hertskomestat Syndicate Trévandroumélisse-Frossantiquervrâssonne-d’Prévallondurévrenne-en-Mijonnâ-Tourvléssourinde-pralondure-Méllontrévresse-Vrassédrinourde		default for evil ŋations and for neighboring ŋations
±0 (neutral)	Maize Republic of Minaro-Cohasia	mUŊ	default for neutral ŋations
-1 (watchful)	Dróstsiśtsi Free City of Yetch Bay Hajdislant Kozdenen Rauratoshan Kingdom Wekañu Skefo	United Ŋations	default for Gulf-aligned ŋations UŊ is usually seen as Gulf-aligned by Lyrcynthinian officials
-2 (threat)	Enkavak	Gulf Union
-3 (actively hostile)

Species

Full citizenship

Felines

Felines are a bipedal species seeming to have evolved from an unknown species of wildcats. Felines are, on average, noticeably shorter than humans, with an average height of roughly 1.51 meters. A feline's tail is usually 75% as long as they are tall and serves multiple functions, from helping with balance to expressing emotions. Their paws have 4 fingers, one of which functioning similarly to a human's thumb; their feet have 4 toes. Their fingers and their toes have retractable claws; in social situations, they will usually be retracted — extending one's claws is generally perceived as a threat. Their natural fur color is in the range of light blue-gray to black with dark markings similar to that of a fakeworld leopard; these markings are difficult to see in dark-furred individuals. Their eye color usually correlates with their fur color: blue-gray felines usually have blue eyes, and black felines usually have orange eyes. However, some individuals have different eye colors than would be expected from their fur color, or expected at all; for example, a dark gray feline's eyes would typically be a dirty orange, but one may have red eyes instead. The color of their eye describes their sclerae; they do not have irides. Their eyes are nearly perfectly circular, with pupils taking the form of vertical slits. They have a much higher rate of heterochromacy than humans.

Despite being bipedal, felines will often run on all-fours; this allows them to run much faster than humans. They are both carnivorous and fungivorous, but cannot derive enough nutrients from plant matter to sustain themselves with, thus making them not omnivorous. They are often considered the apex predator of Lyrcynthinia's tundra regions.

Kobolds

Kobolds are a bipedal species which evolved from dragons. They are cold-blooded, often staying away from the cold regions of the ŋation. An average kobold is approximately 2.16 meters in height, making them taller than humans on average. Their skeletons have wingbones, despite the fact no kobold has wings; this is likely a remnant of the dragons they evolved from. Their tails are typically around 30% as long as they are tall. Their snouts are long and wide; their horns take the form of helically-bent cones and are often adorned with jewelery. They have 4-fingered claws, with one finger being on the side and functioning as a thumb. Their feet have 5 toes, 3 of which attached to the front of the foot and 2 of which are attached to the back. Their scales are dark, with males having more warmly-colored scales and females having more coolly-colored scales. Their horns are usually a similar color to their scales, just much lighter. Very rarely, a kobold's claws will be a different color to their horns. Their eyes are shaped like pointed ovals, similarly to those of humans; their eyes are commonly red or orange in males, or violet or blue in females; however, other colors are also observed, and some individuals have an eye color associated with the opposite sex. The eye color describes their irides, which usually form circles despite their very thin vertical pupils; the sclerae are black in healthy individuals, with other sclera colors being indicative of illness.

They are more naturally proficient in magic compared to most other sapient species, likely owing to having evolved from dragons. Kobolds are strictly carnivorous, being unable to derive a usable quantity of nutrients from plant or fungal matter. Many kobolds are fishers, as that is often the most consistent way of getting nutrients; however, some kobolds take the risk of hunting hoglins in the Nether.

Minority citizenship

Amoguses

Main article: Amogus

Amoguses are a minority population in Lyrcynthinia. They are treated as full citizens, meaning they get full legal protections and voting rights; as a recognised minority, they have additional protections. Most Lyrcynthinian amoguses live in Fucking, though a non-negligible amount of their population can be found in both Eville and the Nether. Although most amoguses are legally considered citizens despite having never set foot in Lyrcynthinia, only those living in Lyrcynthinia are typically represented; this is likely due to amoguses interŋationally having a population on the order of billions.

Endermen

Endermen are a tall bipedal species. They have the rights of full citizens, as well as additional protections for legally-recognised minorities. Lyrcynthinian Endermen are found in roughly equal populations throughout each province.

Partial citizenship

Piglins

Piglins are a bipedal species appearing to have evolved from pigs. They are most likely warm-blooded, despite freezing to death in the Overworld. An average piglin is around the same height as an average human.

Despite presumably being mammals, piglins show no signs of sexual dimorphism.

While their diet has not been studied extensively, many piglins claim to be carnivorous. Demographically, approximately 67% of mature Lyrcynthinian piglins are hoglin-hunters, either by trade, recreationally, or as sustenance hunters.

Piglins are legally considered citizens, meaning they have certain legal protections only afforded to sophonts; however, they are not full citizens, meaning they cannot vote on matters not directly related to the Nether.

Non-citizens

Humans

Main article: w:Human

Humans are a bipedal species descended from apes. They are legally treated as tourists, regardless of the duration of their stay.

Locations

Eville

Eville (/ˈiːvɪl/) is the southernmost settlement and capital of Lyrcynthinia. It features four buildings and has an awe-inspiring skyline. The majority of Eville residents are felines.

Eville skyline

Eville is directly connected to the Evil Scamming Country and Fucking by the Evil Line.

Eville Underground

The Eville Underground is forbidden. Do not seek an entrance. The Eville Underground does not have a majority species, for it is a lifeless place.

Fucking

Fucking (/ˈfəkɪŋ/) is the northernmost settlement of Lyrcynthinia. It is at the foot of a volcano. The majority of Fucking residents are kobolds.

Fucking is directly connected to Eville and the Đoòng Sơn Cavern in Adnar by the Evil Line.

Known government projects

Project Moonbeam

Project Moonbeam is a weapon-of-mass-destruction, intended to deter any potential attackers. The Lyrcynthinian government has explicitly stated that Moonbeam will not be used unless another ŋation uses or attempts to use a superweapon against Lyrcynthinia.

W.R.A.T.H.

W.R.A.T.H. is intended as a way to protect against superweapons, intending to destroy incoming attacks and coat the fragments in water to lessen their impact.