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|name= '''Ŋafrican Nuclear Crisis''' | |name= '''Ŋafrican Nuclear Crisis''' | ||
|date= | |date= 11 April 2026 - present | ||
|place= [[Adnar]], [[Murben't]] | |place= [[Adnar]], [[Murben't]] | ||
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The [[Ŋafrican Nuclear Crisis]] is a series of events that pitted [[Enkavak]] and wider [[ŊATO]] against [[Adnar]] and [[Avenyam]]. It caused significant loss of life and destruction in [[Adnar]] and to a lesser extent [[Avenyam]], as well as enormous reputational damage for [[ŊATO]], and the distancing of [[Imerchal]] from the organisation. | The [[Ŋafrican Nuclear Crisis]] is a series of events that pitted [[Enkavak]] and wider [[ŊATO]] against [[Adnar]] and [[Avenyam]]. It caused significant loss of life and destruction in [[Adnar]] and to a lesser extent [[Avenyam]], as well as enormous reputational damage for [[ŊATO]], and the distancing of [[Imerchal]] from the organisation. | ||
== Leadup == | |||
On 10 April 2026, [[Adnar|Adnaran]] singer-songwriter [[Propaganda Boi]] sent an e-mail to [[Send me a Nuke|sendme@a.nuke.gg]] while standing in front of [[Makdonulds]] in [[Enkavak]]<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1367093219728298024/1492231632231334031 e-mail by Propaganda Boi]</ref>, because the restaurant did not send his requested order on the basis of missing location data. As per its usual protocol, the address sent several nukes towards the location indicated by the data of the e-mail, which was [[Alnaŋaemak]]. [[Enkavak|Atlantic]] missile defence systems deflected the nukes over [[Sofao Tâsi]], and hacked the e-mail address in question, discovering the identity of the sender to be [[Propaganda Boi]] before pulling the plug on the operation, shutting down the majority of the 31 nukes sent to [[Adnar]] by an [[Adnar|Adnaran]] throwaway e-mail in the process. Following this, [[Enkavak]] sent an ultimatum to [[Adnar]] ordering the handover of [[Propaganda Boi]] for the attempted nuking, which [[Adnar]] refused. | |||
== Negotiations == | |||
Initially, [[Adnar]] appeared to be willing to comply, sending an individual identified as [[Propaganda Boi]]<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1367093219728298024/1492330273491128392 Adnagaporp stating he will hand over Propaganda Boi]</ref>. However, this turned out to be a fake<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1367093219728298024/1492523667853148300 Propaganda Boi releases a new song while supposedly in custody]</ref>, and [[Adnar]] proceeded to attempt to make excuses for this, stating that it had been a mistake and that his id had been forgotten. During the negotiations, [[Adnar]] threatened the safety of Atlantic POWs it did not possess<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1367093219728298024/1492330273491128392 Adnagaporp saying he will kill 3 Atlantic citizens in his custody]</ref>, as [[Enkavak]] repeatedly threatened war for non-compliance.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1367093219728298024/1492332152220553326 We expect propagandaboi to meet an atlantic military ship in parkow in 12 hours at the latest or else enkavak will start attacking adnar.]</ref><ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1367093219728298024/1492520950476963870 I am giving you a last chance to stop the threats with supposed atlantic citizens and send all individuals we are interested in.]</ref> When the fake was identified and [[Adnar]] refused the request for handover an additional time, [[Enkavak]] declared war on [[Adnar]] on 11th April 2026 and invoked [[Gulf Union]] Article III.3 and [[ŊATO]] Ŋarticle V, calling upon all its allies in a defensive war based on the attempted nuking. | |||
Following the war declaration, [[Adnar]] finally agreed to hand over [[Propaganda Boi]]<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1367093219728298024/1492524672825164039 okok we admit we kinda bullshitted abt the atlantic citizens xd oh right uhh abt propaganda boi well he did an amazing blunder today i am utterly speechless so im personally sending his dumb ahh over]</ref>, at which point [[Enkavak]] demanded to be able to perform an investigation on [[Adnar|Adnaran]] internet traffic and [[Weapons of Mass Destruction]], and the handover of said weapons to [[ŊATO]], so as to prevent a repeat of the situation.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1367093219728298024/1492527553607631028 Expect Enkavak and its allies to not back down from the defensive measures until all these things have been fulfilled.]</ref> [[Adnagaporp]] rejected these additional demands, and negotiations broke down<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1367093219728298024/1492533288525500588 hi big enkavak, no.]</ref>. | |||
== Bombing == | |||
Following the breakdown of negotiations, the general interŋational opinion was one of disapproval towards [[Adnar]].<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1492372229084811264 Rauratoshan condemns Adnar]</ref><ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1492524289461846107 Kozdenen declares war on Adnar]</ref><ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1492541149406167181 Mico declares war on Adnar]</ref> As such, most ŋations called upon by Article III.3 and Ŋarticle V agreed to it, with the notable exception of [[Araçana]]<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1492532345251696904 Araçana refuses to comply to Article III.3]</ref>. Most of these would not get involved the fighting, however. Following these events, Supreme Leader [[Adnagaporp]] disappeared, having apparently been kidnapped.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1492561403427688743 suprem leader gon!11!1!1!!!!!]</ref> and [[Enkavak]] bombed [[Adnar]] on three occasions, destroying the West Ðoòng Sơn (AAW) station, the e-mail servers of [[Adnar]] and civilian infrastructure, killing 12 [[Amogus|Amoguses]]. | |||
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The Ŋafrican Nuclear Crisis is a series of events that pitted Enkavak and wider ŊATO against Adnar and Avenyam. It caused significant loss of life and destruction in Adnar and to a lesser extent Avenyam, as well as enormous reputational damage for ŊATO, and the distancing of Imerchal from the organisation.
Leadup
On 10 April 2026, Adnaran singer-songwriter Propaganda Boi sent an e-mail to sendme@a.nuke.gg while standing in front of Makdonulds in Enkavak[1], because the restaurant did not send his requested order on the basis of missing location data. As per its usual protocol, the address sent several nukes towards the location indicated by the data of the e-mail, which was Alnaŋaemak. Atlantic missile defence systems deflected the nukes over Sofao Tâsi, and hacked the e-mail address in question, discovering the identity of the sender to be Propaganda Boi before pulling the plug on the operation, shutting down the majority of the 31 nukes sent to Adnar by an Adnaran throwaway e-mail in the process. Following this, Enkavak sent an ultimatum to Adnar ordering the handover of Propaganda Boi for the attempted nuking, which Adnar refused.
Negotiations
Initially, Adnar appeared to be willing to comply, sending an individual identified as Propaganda Boi[2]. However, this turned out to be a fake[3], and Adnar proceeded to attempt to make excuses for this, stating that it had been a mistake and that his id had been forgotten. During the negotiations, Adnar threatened the safety of Atlantic POWs it did not possess[4], as Enkavak repeatedly threatened war for non-compliance.[5][6] When the fake was identified and Adnar refused the request for handover an additional time, Enkavak declared war on Adnar on 11th April 2026 and invoked Gulf Union Article III.3 and ŊATO Ŋarticle V, calling upon all its allies in a defensive war based on the attempted nuking.
Following the war declaration, Adnar finally agreed to hand over Propaganda Boi[7], at which point Enkavak demanded to be able to perform an investigation on Adnaran internet traffic and Weapons of Mass Destruction, and the handover of said weapons to ŊATO, so as to prevent a repeat of the situation.[8] Adnagaporp rejected these additional demands, and negotiations broke down[9].
Bombing
Following the breakdown of negotiations, the general interŋational opinion was one of disapproval towards Adnar.[10][11][12] As such, most ŋations called upon by Article III.3 and Ŋarticle V agreed to it, with the notable exception of Araçana[13]. Most of these would not get involved the fighting, however. Following these events, Supreme Leader Adnagaporp disappeared, having apparently been kidnapped.[14] and Enkavak bombed Adnar on three occasions, destroying the West Ðoòng Sơn (AAW) station, the e-mail servers of Adnar and civilian infrastructure, killing 12 Amoguses.
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Footnotes
- ↑ e-mail by Propaganda Boi
- ↑ Adnagaporp stating he will hand over Propaganda Boi
- ↑ Propaganda Boi releases a new song while supposedly in custody
- ↑ Adnagaporp saying he will kill 3 Atlantic citizens in his custody
- ↑ We expect propagandaboi to meet an atlantic military ship in parkow in 12 hours at the latest or else enkavak will start attacking adnar.
- ↑ I am giving you a last chance to stop the threats with supposed atlantic citizens and send all individuals we are interested in.
- ↑ okok we admit we kinda bullshitted abt the atlantic citizens xd oh right uhh abt propaganda boi well he did an amazing blunder today i am utterly speechless so im personally sending his dumb ahh over
- ↑ Expect Enkavak and its allies to not back down from the defensive measures until all these things have been fulfilled.
- ↑ hi big enkavak, no.
- ↑ Rauratoshan condemns Adnar
- ↑ Kozdenen declares war on Adnar
- ↑ Mico declares war on Adnar
- ↑ Araçana refuses to comply to Article III.3
- ↑ suprem leader gon!11!1!1!!!!!