Adnar

Toeland Vươŋ wốc Cộŋ sãŋ Áđ-na
UnUŊ member
Capital city	Đoòng Sơn Cavern
Demonym	Toelander
Supreme Leader	Adnagaporp
Big Amogus	Big Amogus
Official languages	Adnaran
ISO-3166-1/2	AA
ISO-3166-1/3	ADN
Official religions	Big Amogusism
Currency	Adnar đồng
Date format	DD/MM/YYYY
Military	see Military
National broadcaster	ATV

Toeland, formerly the Communist Empire of Adnar (Vươŋ wốc Cộŋ sãŋ Áđ⁠-⁠na) is a country in Ŋafrica, located to the northeast of Onnaonnadualant (formerly part of the Vazr) and to the west of Vallis Draconum. While it claims to be a “Communist Empire” (very contradictory I know), the reality in Toeland is closer to a theocratic dictatorship, where the state religion is the worship of the deity Big Amogus as well as the “worldly representative and prophet” of Big Amogus, which happens to be the Supreme Leader Adnagaporp.

The official governmental website of Toeland is https://adnar.framer.website. The website is continuously under development, and it has a form for purchase of Toeland copper. Here is a coupon for all those who checks out the wiki page, for a one-time discount of 20% on the entire order and exemption from copper tax: ADNA-6969-2026. Offer lasts until the end of the Big 2026.

The ŋational newspaper of Toeland is Cúp–Đao–Súng.

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Ŋational Identity

Ŋational Flag of Toeland

The ŋational flag (wốc kỳ) of Toeland is described in the Constitution as a rectangular flag (its aspect ratio was never specified) with a continuous vertical gradient, from top-to-bottom the colors are: Adnar orange – Adnar yellow – Adnar green – Adnar cyan (the definition of these Adnar colors were also never specified); in the middle of the flag is a charge of a reddish silhouette of an amogus. The Constitution also states that only flags made in that fashion can be considered to be a Toeland flag, and defilement of said flags is punishable by death.

In Nguhcraft, the banner of the Toeland ŋational flag can be made with the following loom formula:

Ŋational flag of Adnar, with the amogus.

1. Yellow banner
2. Red circle
3. Yellow pale sinister
4. Yellow pale dexter
5. Yellow chevron
6. Cyan base gradient
7. Orange gradient

An alternative ŋational flag without an amogus charge is also used in Toeland for decorations of areas that already had the amogus-charged ŋational flag, just in case the design looks a bit repetitive or out of place. The loom recipe is also considerably simpler, requiring only 2 dyes to craft:

Ŋational emblem of Adnar.

Ŋational flag of Adnar, without the amogus.

1. Yellow banner
2. Cyan base gradient
3. Orange gradient

Ŋational Emblem of Toeland

The ŋational emblem (wốc huy) of Toeland is described by the Constitution in a manner too complicated to explain in a wiki page and also includes a schematic but because I’m a good Supreme Leader I’ll try anyways.

Explanation: (VERY LONG)

• Before I start the explanation take note of three types of gradients: a Type A gradient consists of Adnar orange and Adnar yellow; a Type B gradient consists of Adnar green and Adnar cyan; a Type C gradient consists of all four colors in the same sequence as the gradient of the Adnar flag. They’ll be used as shorthands to explain the emblem.
• The main body of the emblem is a circular disk with a white-tinted filling of a Type C gradient oriented top-to-bottom; the outline of said circular disk is a Type A gradient oriented top-to-bottom.
• Inside of the circular disk is a kitchen knife, pointing 45° to the left overlapping a pickaxe, pointing 45° to the right. The kitchen knife, the pickaxe head, and the pickaxe handle both gets a Type B gradient in the same direction as the object. In addition, the kitchen knife has a reddened tip representing the blood of Adnar’s enemies after Big Amogus is done with them.
• Beneath the tip of the knife to the left of the circular disk is a pile of six stylized copper ingots, stacked in a triangle form. The front, side, and top of the copper ingots are colored with solid Adnar yellow, Adnar cyan, and Adnar orange, respectively.
• On either side of the circular disk is the electron configuration of a neutral ground-state copper atom in box form. The left side contains the subshells 1s, 2s, 2p, 3s, and 3p, filled with two arrows each. The right side contains the subshells 3d and 4s, filled with two arrows except for the 3d box which has only one upwards-facing arrow. The arrows are solid black. Each box in the same subshell is collectively colored with a Type A gradient oriented 45° towards the vertical center of the emblem. The edges of the subshell boxes are colored with a Type B gradient oriented towards the topmost, closest-to-the-vertical-center point of the subshell box.
• Above the circular disk are 29 circles in two rows of 15 + 14, surrounding it. A Type C gradient oriented right-to-left is applied collectively to the 29 circles.
• At the bottom of the circular disk is a ribbon colored with a Type B gradient from top-to-bottom, whereas the backside of that ribbon is shaded. On the ribbon bears the words “VƯƠŊ WỐC CỘŊ SÃN ÁĐ-NA” in serif type; each line colored with a Type A gradient oriented top-to-bottom.
• On the right side of the ribbon are two rods, colored with a Type A gradient oriented top-to-bottom.
• On top of the ribbon and below the kitchen knife – pickaxe icon is an orange Amogus. The body of the Amogus is colored with a Type A gradient oriented top-to-bottom, and its visor colored with an Adnar cyan – white gradient oriented to the right.

Ŋational Anthem of Toeland

The ŋational anthem (wốc ca) of Toeland is the song Copper of Adnar written and composed by Propaganda Boi. Copper of Adnar has the fastest tempo of all ŋational anthems ever (at 225 BPM; this tempo is feasible for amoguses to march to, don’t worry). The song is public domain, although the recording Toeland uses and submits to Nguhrovision is copyrighted in Propaganda Boi’s name.

Copper of Adnar is composed in a heavy metal-like style, but the “guitar” is approximated from three layered synthesizers because Propaganda Boi did not have an electric guitar nor a good guitar VST. It is expected during a flag ceremony that the guitarist and drummer would actually crank out the entire song without fail.

The song runs for three minutes, has two verses and three choruses in standard Vietnamese (an abnormality in Toeland). The lyrics discuss copper sale, glorifying the pale deforestation, killing reactionaries, and encouraging other people to get Toeland citizenship. The Supreme Leader expects citizens and students to memorize the song by heart.

Big Amogus has not learn this song yet because He is still comatose.

History

Antiquity

Despite Nguhcraft having not existed in antiquity, the Concept of Toeland definitely has. When people sells copper, they are embodying the Concept of Toeland. One particularly bad follower of the Concept of Toeland was Ea-nāṣir, who also happens to embody the Concept of Evil Scamming Country. Although these two concepts would later diverge, they did not do so completely, and thus a trace of Evil Scamming Country laid dormant in the Concept of Toeland.

On 15 June 2018, the hit game Among Us was released. At that instant, Toeland the Concept and the amogus became intertwinned with each other, giving birth to Big Amogus. Because the hard drives that would later contain the server of Nguhcraft were probably a lump of minerals, Big Amogus would find Himself without any followers for a long time, until———

Official Creation Myth

On 11 August 2025, Adnagaporp discovered a strange copper statue motionless in a lush cave in Ŋafrica. The copper figure suddenly woke up, jumped around crazily, and introduced Himself as Big Amogus. Big Amogus then drew the border of His domain by Himself, then made Adnagaporp, the one that discovered Him, His “worldly representative and prophet”.

And thus, Toeland the Ŋation was discovered, not founded; Toeland has always been there, waiting for the true Supreme Leader to find it and lead it to glory. Also 11 August 2025 was the day Adnagaporp registered Toeland on #map-updates.

Government

The government (chíñ wiềŋ) of Toeland consists of a single member — the Supreme Leader. The first and incumbent Supreme Leader of Toeland is Adnagaporp. The Supreme Leader of Toeland directly oversees every administrative, political, and diplomatic responsibilities of the government, often times also representing Toeland itself. The Supreme Leader is responsible for writing the Constitution (hiếŋ fáp) of Toeland, but has to get explicit approval from Big Amogus whenever a new revision is made.

Believe it or not, it is possible for Big Amogus to remove a Supreme Leader and assign a new one. According to the Constitution, Big Amogus reserves the right to select, suspend, or dispose of the Supreme Leader at any time, for any reasons, and by any means neccessary. Big Amogus also confers upon the Supreme Leader the right to rule upon Toeland; on the other hand, the Supreme Leader acts as the “worldly representative and prophet” of Big Amogus.

Dictatorship

Toeland is allegedly a dictatorship, even tho it makes no attempts to disprove the fact that it is a dictatorship or actually puts any effort into commiting dictatorship activities. In a questioning with Supreme Leader Adnagaporp, it is revealed that Toeland has free, uncensored interŋet access, with the hopes that Toelanders can learn about the evils of other ŋations by themselves and willfully hate those ŋations by themselves.

Administration

Toeland’s territory is divided into a two-tiered system (đơŋ vị hàñ chíñ hai cấp). The top tier, containing provinces (tĩñ) and cities (thàñ fố), is directly under the administration of the Supreme Leader. The bottom tier, containing wards (fườŋ), is also under the direct administration of the Supreme Leader.

On 24 June 2026, the Çaigoŋoa invaders surrendered to Toeland reign, being annexed into it as the Çaigoŋ Province. Obviously, all subunits of Çaigoŋ also becomes part of Toeland. As a result, the Evil Scamming County has been removed from existence.

Even I have no idea how to manage all this.

Adnar administrative units.

Name	Adnaran Name	Type	Parent
Adnar Province	Áđ-na	Province	Toeland
Çaigoŋ	Sài Gòŋ	Province	Toeland
Đoòng Sơn Cavern	Độŋ Đoòŋ Sơŋ	City (also capital of Adnar)	Adnar Province
Thirty-Six Chunks Highland	Kao ŋuyêŋ Tam-Thập-Lục Khúk	City	Adnar Province
Nha Phong – Bảng Kè	Nha Foŋ – Bãŋ Kè	City–Ward Superposition	Adnar Province
Hải Phòng	Hãi Fòŋ	City	Adnar Province
Bến Tre	Bếñ Tre	City	Adnar Province
Huệ	Huệ	City–Ward Superposition	Adnar Province
Ŋirhesim-Lix	Ŋia-hơ-xim-líx	City	Çaigoŋ Province
Lu-Medi-Re	Lu-me-đi-re	City (Capital City of Çaigoŋ)	Çaigoŋ Province
Senŏphauma		City	Çaigoŋ Province
Tuŋbiŋ		City	Çaigoŋ Province
Kôlô'uro		City	Çaigoŋ Province
Amodingaling Autonomous Ward	Fườŋ tự trị A-mô-điŋ-a-liŋ	Ward	Toeland

Economy

The main source of income of Toeland is copper sale. Toeland mines a lot of copper and scrapes trial chambers (beware of a trial chamber near you), which Toeland then has Big Amogus blesses them to sell for higher value. Toeland copper is priced very reasonably (cheaper than slab exchange!) and fairly (everyone can buy Toeland copper for the same price!). Other than this, Toeland has no real way of making any money.

In contrast to the success of Toeland copper sales, the currency of Toeland, the Adnar đồng, is extremely inflated to the point the UŊMAO refuses to track it, and that its backing resource (raw copper) is practically worthless. Getting the currency some actual value is one of the long-term goals of Toeland.

Military

The military (wâŋ đội) of Toeland consists of two permanent members (Adnagaporp and Big Amogus). It makes up for its profound lack of members by hiring outside people. The military has many divisions, and each division is specialized in a different niche.

List of military divisions in Toeland.

Division name	Members	Specialization
Adnar Diplomatic Femboys Division (Đội Ŋoại dao Fem-boi Áđ-na)	• Chimpnary Foot • Suqi • Sq	• Diplomats • Spies • Kompromat gatherers • Ragebaiters
Adnar Diplomatic Mommies Division (Đội Ŋoại dao Mom-mi Áđ-na)	• None
Adnar Tactical Breeding Division (Đội Siñ sãŋ Chiếŋ lượk Áđ-na)	• Several hundred thousand amoguses	• Mass reproduction to overwhelm enemy forces • Bodyblocking
Adnar Snipers Division (Đội Bắŋ tĩa Áđ-na)	• 2 thousand amoguses	• Assassination • Terrorism
Adnar Logistics Division (Đội Hậu cầŋ Áđ-na)	• 45 million amoguses	• Logistics • On-field cooking
Adnar Nuke Eaters Division (Đội Ăŋ Bom Áđ-na)	• 1.3 million amoguses	• Intercepting nuclear weapons • Transport and clean radioactive waste
Adnaran AI (Trí tuệ Ñâŋ tạo Áđ-na)	• Approximately 600 amoguses	• Generative AI (text only)
The Amodingaling (A-mô-điŋ-a-liŋ)	• Several thousand amoguses • The Amodingaling	• Total annihilation of Lavvakcesaa • Total annihilation of everyone surrounding Lavvakcessa

The part of the army that actually gets deployed to war uses tanks, helicopters, drones, etc. Vehicles are made out of copper fortified with deepslate. Each vehicle is driven by a team of 12 amoguses.

Toeland obtains most of its weaponry from Hải Phòng. Hải Phòng salt missiles were deployed over Huệ to eliminate Çaigoŋ slimekins due to their weakness of dehydration. This caused the entirety of Huệ to taste like bath salt.

Beliefs

Toeland folk religion

The folk religion (đạo dâŋ daŋ / tíñ ŋưỡŋ dâŋ daŋ) of Toeland is a collection of beliefs followed by the citizens of Toeland and some amogus diaspora, spreading mainly through word-of-mouth and family traditions. Due to a lack of central doctrine, most people believe slightly different things concerning the folk religion. Despite the Toeland government outlawing organized religions, the folk religion of Adnar remains unaffected because it is not organized and does not have centralized shrines or similar.

The main idea behind the Toeland folk religion is that most souls reincarnate after death without memories of their past lives. A reincarnated soul does not necessarily be the same species as their previous lives. Depends on the karma of the previous life, the soul may be reincarnated in different circumstances — as an animal or a human, rich or poor, healthy or diseased, etc. Reincarnation can be ended and the soul be ascended into Heaven by practicing good deeds across multiple lives.

When a person dies, their soul is sent to the Underworld Court (Âm fũ) for judgement by the King of the Underworld (Dim vươŋ), who is an amogus. If the soul did overwhelmingly heinous things (e.g. deforesting two pale gardens) when they were alive, the souls are to be sent to endless torture to pay off their sins. If the soul did good things and helped people when they were alive, the souls are to be sent to Heaven (Thiêŋ đàŋ) to cease the infinite reincarnation. If the soul more or less did both good and evil things, they are to be reincarnated.

Before reincarnation, the soul needs to consume a dish prepared by a female human chef named Mạnh Bà (Mạñ Bà). This food, varying between people’s beliefs about it being congee, broth, or tea, causes the soul to forget everything about their past lives and become a blank slate. There are, however, souls that secretly spat out everything once they gets past Mạnh Bà and retains some memories from their previous lives.

It is said that the Mạnh Bà dish acquired this amnesia-inducing ability due to it being overwhelmingly salty. Comparing something to the Mạnh Bà dish is an idiomatic way of saying its too fucking salty.

Beliefs concerning the origin of souls

The First Law of Souldynamics (Luật Voŋ độŋ họk thứ Ñất) states that souls cannot be created nor destroyed, only converted between one vessel to the next. This means that the universe has a very large but finite amount of souls. Nobody knows what this number of souls is, and nobody knows what happens when all souls are exhausted by being either trapped in living beings, sent to Heaven, or undergoing torture in the Underworld.

Toeland theorists predicted this number to be around e²⁴ souls (e is defined to be 10). This is calculated by measuring the birth rates and death rates of all animals and human species and assuming a twelfth-order reversible reaction between souls during life^[disputed]. Currently, the world has 57% of this number of living animals and human species, with amoguses occupying 21% of it^{[citation needed]}.

In a future Toeland story arc, overuse of the Adnaran Tactical Reproduction Division causes the majority of souls to be reincarnated in amoguses, trapping all reincarnating souls in amogus vessels. This leads to drastically reduced birth rate worldwide and nobody knows why. The world discovers this when birth rates temporarily rises after hoards of amoguses are exterminated.

Worship of the Kitchen Deities

The Kitchen Deities (Táo wâŋ, refers to one or all three of the deities) are three amogus deities responsible for safeguarding the family, providing fortune and repelling foul omen. More importantly, the Kitchen Deities are responsible for reporting the good and bad deeds and the state of the family to the Jade Emperor (Ŋọk Hoàŋ) in Heaven. Each household has a statue of the three Kitchen Deities placed in the kitchen tabletop.

Every year, on the 23^nd of December, the family gives an offering to the three Kitchen Deities. This offering includes food and three live carps (obviously in a bowl of clean water; the carps are released into clean water after the offering is done; they do not get eaten) to become transportations for the deities to travel to Heaven. The report of the family is then processed by the Heaven’s office and sent to Saŋtə Claus, who will decide whether the children in the family gets actual usable gifts or coal at midnight the next day. The three Kitchen Deities return on the midnight of 1^st January.

The government of Toeland knows about this legend and the use of statues placed in the kitchen. Exploiting this, the government produces and sells a large number of Kitchen Deities statues compromised with hidden cameras and microphones to spy on the people.

Worship of the Great Ocean

The Great Ocean, known in Maraśa as Áj and in Toeland as Tràŋ Daŋ Đại Hãi, is the female deity responsible for providing rains, oceans and blesses the harvests. According to Toelanders, she has a distinctive manner of talking in that her speeches are long-winded and meanders from topic to topic. This is neither confirmed or denied by the Maraśa Śácamþań religion. Regardless, her name has taken on an idiomatic meaning to refer to the manner of speech.

It is said that she is signalled to change the season based on color. The infrastructure of Toeland is oxidized copper, which makes her offer a lot of rain. To pray to stop the rain, Adna has to unoxidize all the copper blocks, turning Toeland orange.

Music

Propaganda music, commonly refered to as “red music” (ñạk đõ) is composed and produced by the government full-time musician Propaganda Boi for use. While Propaganda Boi has no preferences in styles or instrumentation, Toeland propaganda music has a characteristic upbeat, either happy-go-lucky or let-all-hell-break-loose vibe.

It is said that the vine boom is the ŋational instrument of Toeland.

Cuisine

Representative dishes

Toeland cuisine is famous for its delicious Phở, a flat rice noodle dish eaten with bone broth, served with a lot of vegetables and herbs. Phở is a highly customizable dish, and restaurants have different cuts of meat for all kinds of eaters. Two common meat types are beef and chicken, though other are possible. Toelanders commonly eat Phở for breakfast, but nothing prevents more enthusiastic Phở enjoyers from eating it at lunch or dinner.

A form of filled baguette-sandwich is eaten in Toeland, known as Bánh mì. Bánh mì is also extremely customizable, where customers choose their own fillings. A typical Bánh mì filling may include: Toeland mayo (like mayonnaise but less dense), pâté, cold cuts, sausage, fried egg, char siu, pork meatballs, pork floss, coriander, pickled carrots and daikon (đồ chua). Vegan fillings are also possible.

A more exotic dish that repels most people, including the majority of Toelanders, is Đuông dừa, the larvae of the coconut worm. It can either be eaten alive (just why) or roasted.

Meals

Toelanders usually eat three square meals a day: breakfast (bữa xáŋ), lunch (bữa trưa), and dinner (bữa tối).

The dinner is usually eaten together with the whole family, and serves as the occassion for people to bond with each other. The typical Toeland dinner almost always consists of cooked rice (cơm), a savory meat dish (móŋ mặŋ), a boiled or sautéed vegetable dish (móŋ luộk or móŋ xào), and a vegetable and/or meat savory broth dish (cañ). Dishes are served in the pots they are cooked in in the center of the table, and each diner is given a bowl and utensils (usually a spoon and chopsticks) to eat their portion. Diners use shared utensils to get food from the shared pots into their bowl to their likings, then eats the food in their bowl using their own utensils. Cross-contaminating food is a taboo.

In massive family gatherings, a banquet is served in place of lunch or dinner. In these banquets, the typical composition of a meal is disregarded and people just eat whatever they want or have at the moment.

Funeral banquets

Whenever a person dies, the family of the person (or in case of amoguses, also their friend group) hosts a funeral, and included in the funeral program is a banquet. Each table in a funeral banquet usually fits up to 40 amoguses. A funeral banquet typically includes multiple dishes of mostly fried meat, with rice or other rice-based noodles. The banquet is both dinner-like and buffet-like, where dishes are served in the middle of the circular table and are constantly-replenished as they are eaten. Funeral banquets also serve beer, wine, and soft drinks.

Games

Toeland has a wide variety of games, played in both casual and competitive ocassions.

Card games, especially xì dách and bài cào are commonly played during family gatherings after meals.

• Tiến lên
• Xì dách
• Bài cào
• Binh xập xám

The Chess™ and Xiàngqí is popular in Toeland. A chess game from a bygone era, known as Vietnamese Commander Chess (Cờ Tư lịñ Việt Nam) is introduced by Supreme Leader to the people with limited success.

There has been an ongoing attempt to make a Toeland-themed Monopoly™ ripoff, supposedly called Adnaropoly.

Interŋational relations

The table below summarizes Toeland’s interŋational opinions. Note that this table on consists of people who actively roleplay or worldbuild. People who don’t roleplay nor worldbuild do not get a ranking.

Toeland’s government opinions on other ŋations / organizations.

Tier	Ŋations	Others
S Tier (Significant Others /nlb) Ŋations that improved Adnar massively and swayed Adnar’s copper heart. Once you get to this tier there is no going back.	(†)
A Tier (Friends) Ŋations that did something to impress Adnar.		• ŊOSHA • United Places
B Tier (Acquaintances) Ŋations that might benefit Adnar.
C Tier (Boring) Ŋations that do not stand out.
D Tier (Aminosity) Ŋations that Adnar dislikes but they never really did anything bad to Adnar.
F Tier (Enemies of Adnar and Big Amogus) Ŋations that actually harmed Adnar. Once you fall to this tier there is no saving you.	(†) (†)	• Big Pale • Lorax

Hajdislant

Toeland played a large part in the unUŊ forcefully annexing Hajdislant some time after Adnagaporp became Chancellor of unUŊ. Although Hajdislant initially refused and even wanted to sue unUŊ, they later accepted annexation, but then quitted like 6 months later, making Toeland very sad. For some unfortunate reasons, apollyon has blacklisted Adnagaporp from the GOLD! chunk in Evil Scamming Country.

Hajdislant in a series of events caused Big Amogus to fall into a coma, then regrets it^{[citation needed]} and offers to cooperate with Adnar to study and treat Big Amogus at the Big Amogus Research Center in Onnaonnadualant. Hajdislant also have an embassy Đoòng Sơn Cavern, which to this day is also the only Hajdislant embassy and the only embassy in the whole ŋorld to be built levitating mid-air.

apollyon is hired in Toeland as an “anti-anti-editor” (fãŋ fãŋ biêŋ tập), where she will further obfuscate the product of the anti-editor to further increase the funny. Adnagaporp also pvps apollyon a lot, despite losing all the time, and detonated so many creepers to the point that Guam 3 now looks like an alien planet with a Hentzo shrine next to it.

Adnagaporp personally helped apollyon build the Guamlosseuɱ in Guam 3, greatly accelerating the speed of the project by mining out a whole ass mountain and chopped trees. apollyon acknowledged Adna’s labor and paid Adna like 26 or 27 slablets.

Coldba

Adnagaporp is sorta acquainted with the Coldban Empress Suqi, both having reciprocal citizenships with each other. Toeland also condones Suqi’s war crimes back in the early Season 2 days, praising the crimes, especially the laser, for the sheer unhingedness of it. Suqi is hired in Toeland as an “anti-editor” (fãŋ biêŋ tập), where their job is to obfuscate Adnagaporp’s #news-thread posts for comedic effects. Suqi goes an extra mile by doing voiceovers of the anti-edited texts.

Upon Otslahue’s collapse following The Great Copper Heist, Adnagaporp offers Suqi a 2^nd Toeland citizenship to make up for the one they lost from Otslahue. To this day (09 February 2026), Suqi STILL HASN’T updated their Mx. Worldwide list to reflect the Toeland citizenships.

House

The House owner Binary hired Adnagaporp on two separate occassions to mine a massive chunk of stone underground for the expansion of House. During the first job, Adnagaporp secretly scraped a whole trial chamber west of the mined territory. Binary would later find out but to amusement instead of anger (thank ŋod). After the second job, Adnagaporp was struck with House syndrome and he wants to come home come home █ome home come h█me come hom█ ██me ███e ████████ █

Enkavak

Toeland hates Enkavak because it is filthy rich. Following Toeland’s loss in the lawsuit against Makdonuld’s, Toeland cannot buy anything from Enkavak for a normal price, as shops either refuses to sell to Toeland, inflates the prices to the ranges of double chests of slabs, or both while also being an offbrand shop. Also Toeland owes Enkavak 440 stacks of slabs now.

Since the lawsuit, the relationship has improved a bit because Xhesas donated one whole slab to Toeland for Big Amogus’ 100th Day Funeral, doubling Toeland’s GDP. Xhesas has also found itself fighting alongside Toeland during World War 2 against Lavvakcesaa.

Imerchal & Sirenguard

Imerchal relations with Toeland was already sour since like the Pale Ecosystem Special Military Operation; it didn’t help that Imerchal was the first ŋation to embargo Toeland.

On the other hand, Sirenguard is considered a subject of interest by Toeland. Sirenguard, despite clearly being a part of Imerchal, is treated by Toeland as if its a separate ŋation. This leads to Toeland and Sirenguard making so many plans only to be thwarted by that dastardly embargo which also has to affect Sirenguard for some reason. While the tier list above was being revised, Imerchal threatened Toeland with problems if Toeland does not list Sirenguard as a non-ŋation. Toeland, not wanting to eat three Æther nukes /j, was forced to adjust Sirenguard to the Others category.

Currently it seems like either Imerchal forgot about the embargo or intentionally forgave Toeland. idc.

Um

unUŊ

Toeland was originally forcefully annexed into the unUŊ, but Toeland did not leave and instead enjoys the company of unUŊ members. The addition of Toeland started a convention in unUŊ, where yes / no are replaced by add / nar instead due to how its name sounds. At some point, Adnagaporp became Chancellor of unUŊ.

UŊ

Toeland hates the UŊ for how excessively boring, lifeless and bureaucratic it is. Toeland has on multiple occassions incite other ŋations to abandon the boring UŊ and join the more fun unUŊ, although on at least one ocassion Toeland accidentally supported a far right activist. To help make the meeting experience more interesting for everyone involved, Adnagaporp has trolled UŊ meetings on at least two occassions.

20 September 2025 Meeting

Adnagaporp sneaked into the UŊ building and gifted a large amount of copper ingots to all present, including ███. This prompted a reaction from some members, questioning where the copper came from. Towards the end of the meating, Adnagaporp was shot a few times on the balcony and eventually killed by ███.

18 November 2025 Meeting

Adnagaporp dressed up as a massive copper block (props to Hummus) and ran around the UŊ building. As usual, copper is rained around the meeting, where some people expressed bewilderment and some, annoyance.

Too bad the spotlight was taken by Suqi’s massive head.

IŊCJ Lawsuit: UŊEPO

Main article: UŊEPO vs. Communist Empire of Adnar

TOELAND WON LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Readers added context: Toeland didn't win, it merely failed to lose /coping

Lack of UŊ Activity

The lawsuit was like the last major UŊ activity in Big 2025. Near Christmas, the UŊ website was hacked to mine ÞQ crypto, which still hasn’t been fixed by February 2026, and no UŊ activity could be done. Toeland uses this to publish propaganda criticizing how pathetic and incompetent the UŊ is and that unUŊ is clearly way better.

ŊARN

The Eastern Đoòng Sơn Metro station hosts the Lesbian U-Haul Express, connecting to Jotlond and [TBA] Onnaonnadualant. Before the separating of the two Đoòng Sơn Metro stations, passengers became very infuriated with funny tricks Toeland did at the station, including: launching people over to the next station involuntarily, using a lot of powered rails, etc. i don’t remember.

Nguhrovision

Toeland submitted an entry to Nguhrovision 2025 in the nick of time. Its submission, titled Copper of Adnar composed by Propaganda Boi would be made the ŋational anthem of Toeland.

Also don’t tell the organizers this but Toeland placed a copper coupon in the Copper of Adnar YouTube video. It is a 10% discount, which becomes 20% if Toeland wins Nguhrovision 2025. This coupon expires whenever the Nguhrovision 2026 submission deadline ends. In Toeland’s defense this is not bribing the jury as nobody buys enough Toeland copper for the discount to become a major incentive.

TOELAND WON NGUHROVISION LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MakDonulds Nuclear Crisis + Ŋafrica Nuclear Crisis

uhhhhh lets not talk abt this

Çaigoŋ

Toeland initially did not acknowledge the existence of the country of Çaigoŋ, calling it Gulf-sponsored invaders in Evil Scamming County. Toeland has made attempts to relocate the Çaigoŋ people to improve property value, and is currently going to war with it to achieve that. Currently, the war is in a perpetual stalemate due to Supreme Leader having to take exams at university.

ok i just came back after exams and çaigoŋ is now ours yippeee

Following Çaigoŋ’s surrender to Toeland, it was annexed into Toeland. Unlike Big Chal to Sirenguard, however, Supreme Leader Adnagaporp actually gave the Çaigoŋ complete political autonomy and also offered to cooperate with it to “scam the Gulf”. The Evil Scamming County, which nobody cared enough to rent before and after the war, has now been dissolved.

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