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== Prime Timeline == | == Prime Timeline == | ||
Ætérnal just banned him lmao | [[Ætérnal]] just banned him lmao | ||
== Breel Theft 2+𝑖 == | == Breel Theft 2+𝑖 == | ||
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Namnak did not, in fact, chill out, and instead sent Ætérnal the 1148857344 quettabyte zip bomb<ref>Yes, that's a real thing, and yes, I am scared of it.</ref>, causing Ætérnal's computer to literally explode, making it so he could not check the logs, keeping the identity of the Enkavak thief a mystery. | Namnak did not, in fact, chill out, and instead sent Ætérnal the 1148857344 quettabyte zip bomb<ref>Yes, that's a real thing, and yes, I am scared of it.</ref>, causing Ætérnal's computer to literally explode, making it so he could not check the logs, keeping the identity of the Enkavak thief a mystery. | ||
A few days later, Breel stole all of [[Hummland]], prompting many "Hummus, what do you think?" jokes. Hummus did not think very well of it. | A few days later, Breel stole all of [[Hummland]], prompting many "Hummus, what do you think?" jokes. [[Hummus]] did not think very well of it. | ||
[[File:Breeltheft2+i.png|thumb|How it went down.]] | [[File:Breeltheft2+i.png|thumb|How it went down.]] | ||
After stealing [[Port of Eras]], every diamond on the server, [[West Pua]], [[Spansos Gaming]], the entire northwestern quadrant of the map, and [[Þunan Qumreá]], Breel decided to reveal their secret identity. | After stealing [[Port of Eras]], every diamond on the server, [[West Pua]], [[Spansos Gaming]], the entire northwestern quadrant of the map, and [[Þunan Qumreá]], Breel decided to reveal their secret identity. | ||
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This was still a terrible idea, and they got banned anyways for using an alt to get back on the server. | This was still a terrible idea, and they got banned anyways for using an alt to get back on the server. | ||
Nguhcraft has not fully recovered since. | [[Nguhcraft]] has not fully recovered since. | ||
== Footnotes == | == Footnotes == | ||
Revision as of 09:26, 29 December 2024
The Breel Theft 2+𝑖 is a hypothetical return of infamous diamond thief Breel that happened on 21 December 2024 in an alternate timeline initiated by Breel when he joined VC with an alternate account. In the prime timeline Breel was swiftly banned, but in this alternate timeline, Breel never joined the call and dug his own grave for the third time.
Prime Timeline
Ætérnal just banned him lmao
Breel Theft 2+𝑖
Breel rejoined Nguhcord under the disguise of Jay, and decided that instead of letting things go, it would be wiser to yap for 1000 messages and pay $30 to get another Minecraft account to link to his new Discord and harass everyone on there.
After getting back onto Nguhcraft, Breel went back to Tanylezi and stole Carl Cafaceu's materials to build tools, and he would use these tools to literally steal all of Enkavak, putting everything within its borders in a bundle of barrels under Tocoselesi,
Namnak Xhesas was very angry and blamed Ætérnal, saying that he reloaded the chunks. Ætérnal said "Chill out and let me check the logs."
Namnak did not, in fact, chill out, and instead sent Ætérnal the 1148857344 quettabyte zip bomb[1], causing Ætérnal's computer to literally explode, making it so he could not check the logs, keeping the identity of the Enkavak thief a mystery.
A few days later, Breel stole all of Hummland, prompting many "Hummus, what do you think?" jokes. Hummus did not think very well of it.
After stealing Port of Eras, every diamond on the server, West Pua, Spansos Gaming, the entire northwestern quadrant of the map, and Þunan Qumreá, Breel decided to reveal their secret identity.
This was still a terrible idea, and they got banned anyways for using an alt to get back on the server.
Nguhcraft has not fully recovered since.
Footnotes
- ↑ Yes, that's a real thing, and yes, I am scared of it.