UnŊATO
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Constitution
Ŋarticles
Ŋarticles make up the governing rules of unŊATO. Every member ŋation is obligated to follow the ŋarticles. There are currently thirteen ŋarticles in the constitution. Additional ŋarticles can be added or removed in ɱotions passed during unŊATO un-ɱeetings. Ŋarticles are to be numbered with CJK numerals with the exception of any ŋarticle that bears the number 6 or 7 as they shall be written as "6(7)" and "(6)7" respectively. The following is a list of the current ŋarticles of unŊATO:
Ŋarticle I. Military Structure
UnŊATO provides an infinite source of soldiers that only the unŊATO members can add to their military. The unŊATO military itself has no structure and cannot be stopped. Its soldiers, unless adopted by a member ŋation, are without a leader and run amok attacking member ŋations haphazardly. Only through adoption into the member ŋation's military will they be able to stop attacking.
Member ŋations may borrow each other's entire military if they desire, but they always have to give it back. It is impossible to borrow the entire unŊATO infinite source of soldiers.
Ŋarticle II. Attendance
All member ŋations are obligated to take part in scheduled ɱeetings. A member ŋation is allowed to vote in absentia. Failure to vote in the allotted time results in an automatic "sinister third option" vote. Member ŋations who fail to react to any request to participate within unŊATO within 60 days are automatically suspended from ŊATO.
Ŋarticle III. Voting
A ɱotion in a ɱeeting shall decide on one of the following things [Passing requirement in brackets]:
- Changing the constituion [Majority of at least 5/4 of member ŋations (all member ŋations plus some additional non-members)]
- Remove/NOT involve unŊATO in an aggressive conflict [Majority of at least 3/5 of member ŋations]
- Appointing or suspending of officers, secretary generals, inventory managers, commanders, generals or other military ranks [Majority of member ŋations]. The people voted on have to be a citizen of a member ŋation.
- Establishing an office or military facility [Majority of at least 3/5 of member ŋations]
Votes are limited to "Add", "Nar", and "Sinister Third Option".
Ŋarticle IV. Jobs
Security General
The job of the secretary general includes following:
- The secretary general is responsible for steering discussions during, as well as scheduling, a ɱeeting and is responsible for notating and archiving each ɱeeting as well as the constitution.
- The secretary general is the principal spokesperson for ŊATO and to declare each passing ɱotion.
- If the suspension of a secretary general is not followed by the immediate appointment of a new secretary general in the same ɱeeting, the suspension is rendered invalid. In case of a successful suspension of a secretary general, the handover of the job is carried out after the ɱeeting has concluded.
General
The job of the general includes following:
- The general is in charge of organizing and structuring the military.
- The general shall be present at every conflict, specifically on the battlefield.
- The general is authorized to ask the inventory manager to employ non-combatant personnel like strategists.
- The general is authorized to organize or make specific attacks.
Inventory Manager
The job of the inventory manager includes following:
- Organizing a budget and keeping tabs on organization spending.
- Providing the general and the admiral with supplies, weapons, and whatever else is deemed necessary.
Admiral
The job of the admiral includes following:
- The admiral is in charge of animal and vehicle transport, armament and general usage.
Ŋarticle V. Mutual Defense
If a member ŋation of ŊATO is the victim of an armed attack, each and every other member of the alliance will consider this act of violence as an armed attack against all members and will take the actions it deems necessary to assist the ally attacked.
Ŋarticle VI. Involvement in Foreign Conflict
If a member ŋation deems the situation it is in worthy of ŊATO involvement for the member ŋation, it may ask for military aid. Similar to Ŋarticle V except the other member ŋations may reject.
Ŋarticle VII. Wars Between Members
In case of a consensual war between two member ŋations, no other member ŋation should be obligated to help in any way.
Ŋarticle Ŋ8. Contacting ŊATO
A non-member ŋation or the United Ŋations can ask ŊATO to discuss the intervening in a conflict which will be processed in a ɱotion.
Ŋarticle IX. Action in War
If there is a viable option of handling a conflict by peaceful means, ŊATO shall prefer it over non-peaceful means.
Ŋarticle X. Invitations
Member ŋations may, by uŋanimous agreement, invite any other ŋation into ŊATO.
Ŋarticle XI. Suspension of Members
Member ŋations may, by uŋanimous agreement, besides the suspendee, suspend any member ŋation from ŊATO. If a member ŋation attacks another member ŋation, breaks interŋational law of the United Ŋations or ŊATO or attacks civilists, this agreement only needs a majority of more than 3/5 to take action.
Ŋarticle XII. Languages
Each member ŋation is allowed to select up to two languages to become working languages of the organization. Every working language is of equal status and is to be respected.
ŊATO working languages:
- Kyaw Cen - Kyawcenni & English
- Hummland - Humild & Finnish
- Enkavak - Laevanaak & Latin
- Xtrakva - Morytian & Remÿsian
- Nāroňpār - Isle Narkevin
- Kozdenen - Kozramva
- Maraśa - Śácamþaśá
- Fenizuela - Spanish
- Dróstsiśtsi - Kośtsiśtsi
- Keltechra - Adirni & Ifriqan
- Imerchal - Mosici & Occitan
Ŋarticle XIII. International Recognition
The following entities are not recognized as sovereign ŋations by ŊATO:
- "Evil" "Scamming" "Country"
- Oblane Wybrzeże
- Bielefeld
The following entities have become recognized as sovereign ŋations at later dates:
Ŋarticle XIV. Transferring Memberships
The transferring of membership from a member to a non-member.
Transferring a membership is only possible if both of these conditions are met.
- The current member becomes a federal subject OR ceases to exist but a new ŋation sees itself as the successor to the original, i.e. a coup.
- The recipient of the membership consents to the transfer.
If these conditions are met and if at least 4/5 of the members, excluding the member in question, agree then the transferring of membership will occur. If the organization cannot come to an agreement about the transfer of a membership between a member and a non-member. The member is immediately suspended.
Ŋarticle XV. Prisoners and Prisons
The following bulletpoints make up the ŋarticle:
- ŊATO takes prisoners by default as a result of a conflict.
- Any ŊATO personnel with a military rank higher than soldier has the authority to take prisoners.
- The release or a sentence of a prisoner can happen under the authority of the country who got attacked, the interŋational court of justice or a uŋanimous agreement by ŊATO.
- Prisoners can only be held in member ŋations that got granted that power by 3/5 of ŊATO member ŋations. This power can be ungranted by an agreement of at least a half member ŋations. This argument should be about if the rights are accommodating enough.
- The member ŋation who holds ŊATO prisoners should have a legal framework where the prisoners would have enough rights and must pass a prison inspection before being allowed to hold prisoners.
Ŋarticle XVI. Threat and Planning
Each member ŋation can forward an instance of a government expressing Imperialist or Expansionist views and if the Secretary General and General of the military agree to look into this, military planning is initiated. This planning is led by the General and their goals may (but not have to) include a plan on how to act if/when an attack happens and scheduling advances, building military infrastructure, conducting military exercises and stationing troops. If an attack happens, everything goes according to plan. If the attack is against a member ŋation, see Ŋarticle V. If it is against another non-member ŋation, the organization votes on if it should interfere, see Ŋarticle III.
Ŋarticle XVII. Resignation
A ŊATO staff member has the right to resign.
- The resigning staff member must note in advance prior to a ɱeeting that they intend to resign following the conclusion of the next ɱeeting. A vote to replace the member will take place at the same ɱeeting.
Staff
Secretary General
The secretary general of ŊATO is the chief civil servant of the organization. The officeholder is responsible for organizing ɱeetings, archiving documents as well as serving the role of spokesperson for ŊATO. Secretary generals do not have term limits but are instead voted in or out of office during ɱeetings. For more information regarding the job of the secretary general, see Ŋarticle IV.
| No. | Portrait | Name | Term | Country | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Vÿl | 31 Oct. 2024 - present | Xtrakva | Written into the constitution as first ŊATO secretary general. |
General
| No. | Portrait | Name | Term | Country | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hummus | 27 Nov. 2024 - 13 Sep. 2025 | Hummland | ||
| 2 | ßlanty | 13 Sep. 2025 - 29 Nov. 2025 | Nāroňpār | Voted in despite being completely absent. | |
| 3 | Ityinan Śimeje Þumfe Qálańiśe | 29 Nov. 2025 - present | Maraśa |
Inventory Manager
| No. | Portrait | Name | Term | Country | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Namnak Xhesas | 7 Dec. 2024 - present | Enkavak | Elected upon establishment of office. |
Admiral
| No. | Portrait | Name | Term | Country | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wetáŋa | 13 Sep. 2025 - 11 Oct. 2025 | Maraśa | Elected upon establishment of office. Shortest tenure of any organization office (28 days). | |
| 2 | Marcy Sheikah | 11 Oct. 2025 - present | Kyaw Cen | Was voted in when going off to do something while attending the ɱeeting. |
Headquarters
ŊATO has headquarters and bases around the Ŋorld. These bases can be found within the territories of its members. New bases can be voted on in ɱeetings, see Ŋarticle III for more info.