World War II

Not to be confused with World War II.

World War 2
Date	February 1, 2026 - Present
Status	Ongoing
Belligerents
Lavvakcesaa Top priority: Adaria Adnar Empire of Coldba Imerchal Keltechra Krīpetēpla New Maeksikeo Rauratoshan T'anshilebs Other countries: Enkavak Hajdislant Kaipa Kıltmo Kingdom of Kyaw Cen Kozdenen Myžariky Sofao Tâsi Aprux Mexyrhat Invoked Members of ŊATO: Dróstsiśtsi Fenizuela Kingdom of Hummland Maraśa Nāroňpār Xtrakva Invoked Members of the Gulf Union: Araçana Chielbary i Êpcêm Mûn-nan Maize MápabaL Ɍijeləm Ukoŋia United Ildorgear State Wekañu Skefo unUŊ: Appalliŋesia Eistówú Evil Scamming Country Evil Scamming Country (Condominium of Chaos) Fortsanaphat Many other non-ŋational entities In a superposition of being and not being at war with Lavvakcesaa: Multiple non-ŋational entities Cataw: Cataw Allies with Adnar: Aswnga

World War 2, also known as World War II, is a war started by Lavvakcesaa against numerous ŋations in February 2026.

History

Background

Threats towards other ŋations by Saquuaca Vilderu

World War 2 was started on 1 February 2026 by Lavvakcesaan Marigold Corporation CEO Saquuaca Vilderu. He sent the entire known ŋorld a notice that they would have to pay a tax of 5 diamond blocks or get invaded. Immediately, New Maeksikeo, whom shares a land border with Lavvakcesaa through the Newmoon Forest, took great offense, as New Maeksikeo generally, and the Newmoon Forest in particular, is inhabited by many Tukisagyan rabbits, and the email in question used the word "bunny" as a slur. First Officer Tifa Kerʉnka, steward of the Newmoon Forest district, called Vilderi's bluff and sent a notice saying that while they wish peace, if they invade, they will receive the full power of Kardonian technology. Other ŋations also resisted, such as Enkavak sending a receipt for a massive MakDonulds order.

Meanwhile, a reporter named Nate Biangfox made repeated attempts to escape Vilderu's control and ask for help. Vilderu captured Biangfox. In his rage at the rebellious act, he upped the tax to 7 diamond blocks and intentionally misgendered Biangfox, a notable act considering the language he was speaking in doesn't have gendered pronouns. This resulted in further resistant responses all around, including but not limited to First Officer Kerʉnka calling Vilderu a coward and daring him to try and invade their country.

Declarations of war and initiation of the conflict

On 2 February, a simultaneous declaration of war was issued by Lavvakcesaa towards 18 different countries. These countries included several members of ŊATO and the Gulf Union. The following morning, the articles requiring mutual defense in the treaties of those organizations were invoked by Enkavak and the Free City of Yetch Bay, respectively. This drew every remaining member of each organization which had not yet been at war with Lavvakcesaa into a war against them. Furthermore, a vote in the unUŊ was held declaring war on Lavvakcesaa, drawing even more countries at war against them.

Currently, there are a staggering 39 ŋations formally at war with Lavvakcesaa: Adaria, Adnar, Coldba, Enkavak, Hajdislant, Kaipa, Keltechra, Kıltmo, Kozdenen, Krīpetēpla, the Kingdom of Kyaw Cen, New Maeksikeo, Myžariky, Rauratoshan, Sofao Tâsi, T'anshilebs and the Free City of Yetch Bay were all simultaneously implicated by the inital declaration, Araçana, Chielbary, Dróstsiśtsi, I Êpcêm Mûn-nan, Fenizuela, Hummland, the United Ildorgear State, Maize, MápabaL, Maraśa, Nāroňpār, Riyelum, Ukoŋia, Wekañu Skefo, and Xtrakva declared war via the invocation of the ŊATO and Gulf Union treaties, and Appalliŋesia, Eistówú, Evil Scamming Country, Evil Scamming Country (Condominium of Chaos), and Fortsanaphat declared war through the unUŊ ruling. War was additionally declared by Lavvakcesaa against Cataw, but the government of Cataw officially declared its own neutrality in spite of this, because Lavvakcesaa had no way to actually act on that declaration. The Prince of Qosculyn, while his country wasn't targeted by name, but technically was by the original ransom message and the following war declarations, reacted in a similar way, in addition declaring Lavvakcesaans personae non grata and their country as a whole 'a toothless chihuahua'. The Mexyrfax of Aprux Mexyrhat, Aleksanetra Prime, declared war through the Mel newspaper to help its alies in the backlines. Aswnga also declared a war against Lavvakcesaa because of an allyship with Adnar.

Death of Saquuaca Vilderu and immediate reactions

Late on 3 February, a communication from Lavvakcesaa communicated the death of Saquuaca Vilderu, reportedly after being hunt down and cornered by other members of Marigold Corporation. With these news, Lavvakcesaa claimed to be liberated, prompting reactions from the countries at war, mainly by either declaring a ceasefire or withdrawing completely from the conflict. Currently Hajdislant and T'anshilebs have formally withdrawn from the conflict, and Adaria and Krīpetēpla have announced a ceasefire, expecting further updates on the status of the offending nation. Adnar has announced an implied ceasefire as well, but their troops will stay stationed in Lavvakcesaa providing humanitarian support and assuring a peaceful transfer of power in the nation.